Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
he looks like the lonely guy at a party.


Nu-uh. If ever there was a picture that said "Guardian of Gotham" that poster is it.


i dunno. what happens if he sees a robbery or explosion or something?

he's gotta run past accounting, where you know steve is going to talk his ear off, then he's gotta wait for the elevator, which will probably stop off on every floor, and if janet on 6 is there when the doors open, she's going to want to know why he's leaving so early, and thats going to make a huge stir, so he's going to have to feed her some lie, then work his way down to the parking deck to pick up his batmobile, wait in the line of cars while old man johnson, the security guard waves everyone through... and by that time, the joker is gone.

batman can't hang out indoors.


See, this is why you're not Batman - aside from missing the money, the body and the babes, this is what you would do if you were the Batman. By the time you were done getting out of the building in your halfassed manner all that would be left are dead people and empty kegs. The real Batman would break the glass, and swing away on a batline.

That said, the only thing that would've made that shot better is if it had been taken on a roof instead of inside an office building.

 Originally Posted By: Uschi
This is... words. Words are insufficent to describe the ULTIMATE WIN! of these new goodies. Join me in a refrain of hominahominahominahominahomina




I think I'm in love.


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi