Babies having babies because they were cautious in everything except passing biology. This is news? What a waste of internet space.

Triforce help me, I'll lose all my sleep tonight wondering who or what taught her to act this way. Forget the entrance to level seven, that can wait. {sarcasm}

I used to roam the world fighting monsters and sleeping in mud. Now look at me, living in a castle, sleeping in a bed. Aren't I sweet? Yuck!