It's 4am and I've been awake for an hour being sick. I don't know what to do. Do I call and ask to come in late from the overnight staff? Do I risk waking up the shift manager by calling their phone and asking them to get me some shift relief and go in at 8am anyway and just wait to be excused? Do I just pretend I have no choice and go to work and be tired and sick all day?
It is Sunday and we're notoriously busy on Sundays. Plus it is right before christmas, so people will come in with a lot of euthanasias and super-sick animals. Just the way it goes.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
