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did she come with accessories? Hopefully not the uschi kind.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Urg! 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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See you've already done your charity work. Charity work would be NOT fucking Rex' mom.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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See you've already done your charity work. Charity work would be NOT fucking Rex' mom. Listen Dave the poor woman has to wipe his ass every five minutes. She hasn't been able to sit down and finish her next book in years because of Rex. A nice guy willing to suck up her qettoes is well deserved.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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See you've already done your charity work. Charity work would be NOT fucking Rex' mom. Listen Dave the poor woman has to wipe his ass every five minutes. She hasn't been able to sit down and finish her next book in years because of Rex. A nice guy willing to suck up her qettoes is well deserved. That poor woman takes on more dick than your most prolific porn starlet. She doesn't sit down, not because of Rex, but because that pussy is wide enough to engulf that largest piece of furniture (And who's going to pull out that Lazyboy for the umpteenth time? Rex? Does he do ANY work?). Anyone willing to give her orifices even a moment's rest is doing God's work.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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 JM ftw! (just like Michael Jackson  )
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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:damn: JM ftw! (just like Michael Jackson ) Thank you, mein freund. (Bootsy, gah-dammit!!!)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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we'll let rex's mom decide...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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See you've already done your charity work. Charity work would be NOT fucking Rex' mom. Listen Dave the poor woman has to wipe his ass every five minutes. She hasn't been able to sit down and finish her next book in years because of Rex. A nice guy willing to suck up her qettoes is well deserved. That poor woman takes on more dick than your most prolific porn starlet. She doesn't sit down, not because of Rex, but because that pussy is wide enough to engulf that largest piece of furniture (And who's going to pull out that Lazyboy for the umpteenth time? Rex? Does he do ANY work?). Anyone willing to give her orifices even a moment's rest is doing God's work. So we're starting the train on his sister then?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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line forms to the left...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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poor snarf..... i doubt rex's sister does charity either
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Leave me alone! (And yes, I realize this opens me up for a "That's what SHE said!" comment...)
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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In honor of your engagement, no death threats for a year. That way, you won't see it coming.
But real, genuine congratulations Rob.
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ROB! Back away slowly, don't make eye contact, and it won't take out your throat.
Well done. I bet you pooped your pants in nervousness. Fuck knows I did.
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rob am always pooping hims pants.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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RACIST.
thats not alexis.
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ROB! Back away slowly, don't make eye contact, and it won't take out your throat. Well done. I bet you pooped your pants in nervousness. Fuck knows I did. meh, not really. i was a little lit, too, which i guess helped. the only thing i was sorta nervous about was getting the proper ring size, cuz i know shit about jewelry, and alexis doesn't wear rings, so i couldn't steal an existing one and compare. i've heard bad things about getting the girl a ring size too small, and having her freak out at the guy. You don't bring fruit salad to a sausage sizzle. dave, come on. i'm engaged now. you missed your chance.
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RACIST.
thats not alexis. God bless your gay li'l heart, Rob.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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i bet all hearts look the same to you, don't they joe.
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i bet all hearts look the same to you, don't they joe. Only the Affurkin Ammurrrrikin ones...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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ROB! Back away slowly, don't make eye contact, and it won't take out your throat. Well done. I bet you pooped your pants in nervousness. Fuck knows I did. meh, not really. i was a little lit, too, which i guess helped. the only thing i was sorta nervous about was getting the proper ring size, cuz i know shit about jewelry, and alexis doesn't wear rings, so i couldn't steal an existing one and compare. i've heard bad things about getting the girl a ring size too small, and having her freak out at the guy. You don't bring fruit salad to a sausage sizzle. dave, come on. i'm engaged now. you missed your chance. I'll wrestle your fiancee and the winner gets you! Ground rules: Graeco-Roman, nude, and in a mud bath. On the ring, you should have phoned wise old Uncle Dave for advice. I bought my wife a diamond, and so she could chose her own setting.
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thats ridiculous, i don't even have an uncle dave!!
the only thing i had to work with for the ring were the clues that she let fly over the 43 years we dated. so i just jotted down what i was too drunk to remember and then brought the sketchbook to the jewelry store. i think i hit all the targets, but who the fuck knows. now i am poor and she seemed happy, so i spose its a good trade off.
yer diamond-only idea is a good one, though.
there's always next time!
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I can't believe you missed the obvious line: "but I wouldn't look very good Graeco-Roman, nude and in a mud bath."
It seems all of my wife's friends are upgrading their diamonds (ie replacing the stone with something much larger and more expensive) something I am desperately trying to discourage. So don't think that's the end of the subject, matey.
And if you're poor how are you going to afford:
a. the wedding cake
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c. the food at the wedding
d. the booze at the wedding
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