To RDCW and its fans,
I am sorry to say that the Otaku are no more. Effective immediately, the Otaku have dissolved. It has become clear that despite our efforts to entertain both in and out of the ring, we will not be allowed to succeed in RDCW by its management as the recent decision not to allow me into the championship match at New Year's Evil clearly indicates. Clearly it is time for us to move on to something new, as we will never get ahead with things being the way they are. As for my fans, don't worry. I've made so much money off of crappy Doomchoke merchandise, I can afford to drop Porches off roofs like Letterman drops watermelons. Thanks for buying it, suckers. Hahahahaha.
Sincerely,
Johnny Evil
