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I can't believe you missed the obvious line: "but I wouldn't look very good Graeco-Roman, nude and in a mud bath."


but you know damn well i would.

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It seems all of my wife's friends are upgrading their diamonds (ie replacing the stone with something much larger and more expensive) something I am desperately trying to discourage. So don't think that's the end of the subject, matey.


oh, thank god. sounds like a fucking blast!

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And if you're poor how are you going to afford:

a. the wedding cake


mrs crocker.

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b. the wedding dress


i'll wear my own.

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c. the food at the wedding


...mrs crocker?

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d. the booze at the wedding

green rock, hoboken, nj, friday nights 5-8. $1 draughts!

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e. the church/religious temple/cheap pool hall at which you will say vows


...the forrest? i'll be wicca.

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f. the wedding ring


can i just re-put on her engagement ring?

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g. the invitations

http://www.evite.com/

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h. the photographer

cell phone cams

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i. the flowers

they're free outside in the summer!

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j. the bridesmaids' dresses

they can borrow my old ones?

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k. your tux

i'll wear the one i never returned for my sister's wedding

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l. besties' tuxes

we can take turns

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m. gifts for besties

green rock, hoboken, nj, friday nights 5-8. $1 draughts!

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n. bail to get out of jail on your stag night

hurm. ... now you gotta point.

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o. honeymoon?

green rock, hoboken, nj, friday nights 5-8. $1 draughts!


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