Maybe it's Bar-ish-na-c-ough... I'm afraid you're retarded. Barishna Cough. Baryshnikov. I still don't get. I suppose I'm going to have to cave in and google it. Mikhail Baryshnikov  Soviet ballet, defected to America a million years ago. A household name across multiple continents.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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