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I wanna see them though! Kwink! A hundred cookies in the mail for pictures! Now this is a woman who really knows me! Baby, you know I would do nothing in the world if I couldn't do it for you. You are the sweet talker. Can I keep you?
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I figured vodka would stop you from drinking temporarily.
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I wanna see them though! Kwink! A hundred cookies in the mail for pictures! Now this is a woman who really knows me! Baby, you know I would do nothing in the world if I couldn't do it for you. You are the sweet talker. Can I keep you? I've been yours all along. 
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I figured vodka would stop you from drinking temporarily. heh. no.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I wanna see them though! Kwink! A hundred cookies in the mail for pictures! Now this is a woman who really knows me! Baby, you know I would do nothing in the world if I couldn't do it for you. You are the sweet talker. Can I keep you? I've been yours all along. Now, that's what I'm talkin' about! 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Then I better visit before you leave us, thanks to a liver the size of Keith Moon's and Jim Morrison's COMBINED. 
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I have a feeling if she ever revealed photos, her face would always be obscured by beer and/or vodka bottles... More likely whiskey. *swoon*
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I have a feeling if she ever revealed photos, her face would always be obscured by beer and/or vodka bottles... More likely whiskey. *swoon* Someone who pays attention!!! 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Then I better visit before you leave us, thanks to a liver the size of Keith Moon's and Jim Morrison's COMBINED. Moon and Morrison livers? Amateurs! Just like Joe Mama's liver! (that's right, I said it!)
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I wanna see them though! Kwink! A hundred cookies in the mail for pictures! Now this is a woman who really knows me! Baby, you know I would do nothing in the world if I couldn't do it for you. You are the sweet talker. Can I keep you? I've been yours all along. Now, that's what I'm talkin' about! And I'm always listening.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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harleykwin Moderator cookie monster 7500+ posts Sun Jan 13 2008 10:49 PM Reading a post Forum: Women Thread: Harleykwin's Altar
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I wanna see them though! Kwink! A hundred cookies in the mail for pictures! Now this is a woman who really knows me! Baby, you know I would do nothing in the world if I couldn't do it for you. You are the sweet talker. Can I keep you? I've been yours all along. Now, that's what I'm talkin' about! And I'm always listening. "There is no 'close'" button!"
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Ha! Yeah, my silly little techno-tard mynx... 
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harleykwin Moderator cookie monster 7500+ posts Sun Jan 13 2008 10:54 PM Viewing a private message
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sneaky bunny Moderator Squeaky Temple 15000+ posts Sun Jan 13 2008 11:00 PM Reading a post Forum: Women Thread: Harleykwin's Altar
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I wanna see them though! Kwink! A hundred cookies in the mail for pictures! Ahem. As many bottles as the picture provide would like of: Mazzett Collezione Grappa Nebbiolo Di Barolo Stella Artois Veuve Undecided brand of cookies, by truckload.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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*ahem*
I will actually follow through on the hundred cookies.
Squeaks might have a hard time getting a truckload of cookies.
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Ha! Yeah, my silly little techno-tard mynx... Not one of my better moments... 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Ahem.
It may or may not be a truckload of cookies but it will be whatever i can bring her within CBC regulations. I also promise as many Toblerone, and aero bars as she'd like.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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I wanna see them though! Kwink! A hundred cookies in the mail for pictures! Ahem. As many bottles as the picture provide would like of: Mazzett Collezione Grappa Nebbiolo Di Barolo Stella Artois Veuve Undecided brand of cookies, by truckload. *ahem*
I will actually follow through on the hundred cookies.
Squeaks might have a hard time getting a truckload of cookies. OMG, I feel like I should auction off my pic...  I did post a pic once, doesn't that count?
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I have a feeling if she ever revealed photos, her face would always be obscured by beer and/or vodka bottles... More likely whiskey. *swoon* Someone who pays attention!!! Hey, I know what the ladies like! (at least when it comes to booze.)
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 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Stareena User High Priestess of Butter 2500+ posts Sun Jan 13 2008 11:36 PM Reading a post Forum: Women Thread: Harleykwin's Altar
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Dear Kwink, a flower, for you. 
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Maybe one day you'll let me take you on a date. What say you, kitten? 
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seven pages, kwin. they deserve a pic of you.
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Dear my jew ish friend, I  you. I don't have ringworm XO SB
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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neither do I! I had to spend $90 for the doctor's 3 minutes of time and $2.50 for the medicine.
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man, I might have to start a new folder for monkey-cat-pr0n on my HD. 
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is he trying to have sex with it or eat it? 
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I will accept that answer.
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also, if i promised a bottle of jack, it would be just that. a bottle. i can;t buy booze n not drink some (all) of it
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seven pages, kwin. they deserve a pic of you. up to eight now...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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Pictures of Harls? yeah...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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holy shit, harley, yer friggin beautiful! the pics on page 4 are amazing -- worth the wait!!
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