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#909593 2008-01-13 5:29 PM
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For pictures and worshiping of Uschi


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that's not the sarlac i remember!

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That was before she shaved her head in the name of polytheism.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
That was before she shaved her head in the name of polytheism.


No, darling, I shaved MY head...


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It hurts when the quips fail. Moreso when they fail because you've been away for so long. Still,


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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We should just be happy Ashley didn't get that elephant fetus tattoo.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
that's not the sarlac i remember!



BPT's a sarlac purist.

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
that's not the sarlac i remember!



BPT's a sarlac purist.




Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama


It hurts when the quips fail. Moreso when they fail because you've been away for so long. Still,


My bad...


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S'okay. They can't all be comedy gold. I still s ya!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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thanks baby!


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Uschi has the whitest ass I've EVER seen.


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 Originally Posted By: TK-069
Uschi has the whitest ass I've EVER seen.




My ass is so white, you gotta wear shades!







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Don't forget the SPF 500.


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or the nekkid pics.


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi






Thats hot.


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Hotter?



I had to take the photo, like, four times to get a convincing "innocent!" look. I'm not a good actress... and looking like an arse while taking boob pics is kinda... well, that'd be kinda ME, wouldn't it?


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Hotter?



yes


splurt


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does it go splurt when it just gets absorbed by cotton-poly blend immediately?

I wish ejaculating had a funny sound like that. That's be so rad.

I also wish my boobs would go 'honk' when squeezed. THAT would be a laugh riot!


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
I wish ejaculating had a funny sound like that. That's be so rad.


Maybe it's just me, but as I nut, I sound like when someone squeezes a half-empty (or full) Hershey's chocolate syrup bottle.


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Nah, I mean like... a big, obnoxious noise.

This is a photo from my recent Fall Vacation to Tibet:



I met someone there.


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I'm gay for Joker?


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I FEEL SO VIOLATED, Obsessor!


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Aren't you into that kind of thing?


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Nah, I mean like... a big, obnoxious noise.

This is a photo from my recent Fall Vacation to Tibet:



I met someone there.




Awesome.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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innit?


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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my best day ever.


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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That's one evil monkey.


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's an APE. Monkeys have tails.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
innit?


Yup!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I got some Usch pics once; that was a fun birthday gift....


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All hail King Snarf!

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Yeah, those aren't online per my website anymore.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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