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You could always just send 'em here. With the cards.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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He does have all film rights...


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
He does have all film rights...


True. I'm a very wealthy man. Bunny's my top earner.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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EVERYONE HAS THE SAME SNEAKY NUDES.

But these cards are rarer than the napkins J.K. Rowling wrote the first HP on.


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You THINK everyone does.

rex's mom doesn't.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: TK-069
EVERYONE HAS THE SAME SNEAKY NUDES.

But these cards are rarer than the napkins J.K. Rowling wrote the first HP on.


I used to have almost all of 'em (rare recent ones excluded)> My computer crashed long ago, but I may have saved 'em to CD-ROM. I'll have to check...

 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
You THINK everyone does.

rex's mom doesn't.


Buh-ZING!!!

Tee hee! That's never gonna get old, is it?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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That's a good thing, methinks.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: TK-069
EVERYONE HAS THE SAME SNEAKY NUDES.

But these cards are rarer than the napkins J.K. Rowling wrote the first HP on.


I used to have almost all of 'em (rare recent ones excluded)> My computer crashed long ago, but I may have saved 'em to CD-ROM. I'll have to check...

 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
You THINK everyone does.

rex's mom doesn't.


Buh-ZING!!!

Tee hee! That's never gonna get old, is it?

Only when he gets a big boy bladder.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I learned a lot tonight...


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So, do any ladies here watch the L-word? Or better yet, do we have any actual lesbians? Pics?


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 Originally Posted By: rex
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I don't get it?


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: rex
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I don't get it?



Its an inside joke. You might get it eventually.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
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I don't get it?



Its an inside joke. You might get it eventually.


Good or bad?


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Telling you would ruin the fun.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Telling you would ruin the fun.


I guess it would. I'm also guessing you are calling me gay in some oblique fashion?


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a lesbian


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like your mom


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it's a really weak joke, but Reax tries so VERY hard...


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: rex
Telling you would ruin the fun.


I guess it would. I'm also guessing you are calling me gay in some oblique fashion?


No, I'm not calling you gay.


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
a lesbian


That's suppose to be an insult? I used to have this really intricate theory that all men are lesbians.


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Really? A THEORY???


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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
Sneaky
Uschi
CJ
Harley
Elisa
Lor-posted in December
Meeko-posted in December
Stareena
Wenchie
Bianca
Butter

DK
Karla.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: TK-069
Really? A THEORY???


Yeah but it's long gone. Something to do with the myth of the clitoris and gas.


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light reflecting off Saturn?


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
Sneaky
Uschi
CJ
Harley
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Lor-posted in December
Meeko-posted in December
Stareena
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Karla.


Who the fuck is Karla?

And again, KIMI.


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
light reflecting off Saturn?


You're not making sense at all.


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 Originally Posted By: TK-069


Who the fuck is Karla?



Klintons sister.


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Oh that's right. Light from Saturn reflecting off of swamp gas and creating the illusion of penii.


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Oh that's right. Light from Saturn reflecting off of swamp gas and creating the illusion of penii.


No no no. The clitoris is the myth created by feminist to compensate for penis envy.


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but... but it feels good when I touch it really fast-like


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
but... but it feels good when I touch it really fast-like




"Your mind makes it real".


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Oh that's right. Light from Saturn reflecting off of swamp gas and creating the illusion of penii.



it was venus uschi...


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You gots a new penis Uschi? Can i see?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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um... there's a strap-on dildo named Venus Penis and this guy:



thanks google!


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