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#9145 2002-09-30 3:58 AM
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here are my favorites:

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Here's some bad ones ive seen:

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a Woman vampire feeding on other woman, I thought it gotta be good..wrong!

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Vampires and lesbians..I thought what can be better than that!...I was wrong once again.
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mixing a vampire and a bible character....bad bad bad...
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A waste of time.

#9148 2002-09-29 11:29 PM
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Actually, I thought the idea of Dracula really being Judas Iscariot was a pretty good idea. What was dumb was saying that Dracula wasn't killed by sunlight, and that somehow Van Helsing had stayed alive for years on the blood of vampires.

#9149 2002-09-30 12:48 AM
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How about "From Dusk til Dawn"?

#9150 2002-09-30 12:56 AM
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I thought it was ok. Incredibly gross to the point of absurdity, but that's what most horror movies are like.

I HATE Anne Rice. She's bastardized and perverted absolutely everything that was cool about vampires. I hope she dies. The movies on her books usually suck, too.

#9151 2002-09-30 1:11 AM
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Near Dark is the best Vampire movie ...EVER!
I also really liked
From Dusk til Dawn
Lost Boys
Interview with a Vampire
Shadow of the Vampire
Fright Night
Nosferatu
Vamp
I also lke the Hammer Dracula movies.
This weekend I watched Vampires:Los Muertos with Jon Bon Jovi I thought it was ok.
Vampire movies that let me down are Sundown,Dusk tilDawn 2,Vampires,Children of the Night,Dracula 2000.

#9152 2002-09-30 2:03 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
I thought it was ok. Incredibly gross to the point of absurdity, but that's what most horror movies are like.

I HATE Anne Rice. She's bastardized and perverted absolutely everything that was cool about vampires. I hope she dies. The movies on her books usually suck, too.

well i think ann rices look on vampires is more believable than other representations i've seen.No stupid believes like repulsion to garlic, crusifixes and daggers tru the heart..ann rices vampires are more powerful and perhaps a bit romantic in the way they are presented, I guess that doesnt appeal to eveyone. I guess some like to see them in a wild and grotesque way...anyway the books are quite popular and the movies arent that bad to me.Im actually writting a vampire book myself...in hopes to make it a movie... [biiiig grin]

#9153 2002-09-30 2:06 AM
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my favorite part of "from dusk till dawn" is:

PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY GET YOUR PUSSY....WHITE PUSSY, BLACK PUSSY, YELLOW PUSSY, WET PUSSY, DRY PUSSY, SMEEEELLY PUSSYY...ETC :lol:

#9154 2002-09-30 2:19 AM
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well, some people have gotten the wrong ideas about vamps because of miss rice. someone told me, that because of interview, they thought all vamps turned gay. and thanks to her, and severel other sources, the whole goth thing has popped up. [no no no]

#9155 2002-09-30 2:22 AM
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IF YOU CAN FIND PUSSY CHEAPER THAN A PENNY. . .

. . .FUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!

#9156 2002-09-30 4:50 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by The Goddess ButterRican:
well i think ann rices look on vampires is more believable than other representations i've seen.

Have you read Bram Stoker's Dracula?

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No stupid believes like repulsion to garlic, crusifixes and daggers tru the heart
Alot of that isn't in Bram Stoker's Dracula either.

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ann rices vampires are more powerful and perhaps a bit romantic in the way they are presented, I guess that doesnt appeal to eveyone.
I think that was a big part of Stoker's Dracula. The Count would seduce women with is charm. One of the frustrating things about Anne Rice is that she's changed so many of the rules that she's often credited with establishing the "basics of vampires", which is absurd because she stole most of it from others.

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I guess some like to see them in a wild and grotesque way...
I don't necessarily, but that does make sense, vampires should be as diverse a group as humans. Beings such as Dracula were civilized, polite, handsome and charming, they had the wealth and dignity that accompanies being royalty, and that was something that made him so dangerous and interesting.

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Im actually writting a vampire book myself...in hopes to make it a movie... [biiiig grin]
Good luck with that!

#9157 2002-09-30 4:53 AM
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Originally posted by britanyspearseatmyshorts:
Near Dark is the best Vampire movie ...EVER!
I also really liked
From Dusk til Dawn
Lost Boys
Nosferatu
Vamp
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Ditto those for me!

#9158 2002-09-30 5:35 PM
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I liked:
Pale Blood
Fright Night
Lost Boys
Dracula(1931)
Son of Dracula
House of Dracula
Daughter of Dracula
The Vampire

And a host of others....they're cool.

#9159 2002-09-30 5:44 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
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Originally posted by The Goddess ButterRican:
well i think ann rices look on vampires is more believable than other representations i've seen.

Have you read Bram Stoker's Dracula?

well i guess is just that ann version is a bit more human but i like both representations.

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No stupid believes like repulsion to garlic, crusifixes and daggers tru the heart
Alot of that isn't in Bram Stoker's Dracula either.

but they are in many of the early movies based on that book. such as horror of dracula.

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Im actually writting a vampire book myself...in hopes to make it a movie... [biiiig grin]
Good luck with that!

[biiiig grin]

#9160 2002-10-01 3:15 AM
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The 50s horror movies are really inaccurate, almost as inaccurate as the 50s Frankenstein movies were(I din't even get why they named the damn movie Frankenstein it was so different).

#9161 2002-10-03 3:20 AM
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oh how id kill to be a vampire...

...sigh....

#9162 2002-10-02 5:29 PM
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I always been atracted to the idea...

#9163 2002-10-02 5:47 PM
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its the coolest thing ever!

super powers, resistance to sickness, y'never die, and there's tons of super hot, horny, bisexual female vampires.

sweet!

#9164 2002-10-02 7:04 PM
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the down side, is you have to live off human blood, and are hated by most humans. yes, that sounds soooo wonderfull [yuh huh]

rob, just a small note, vampires are DEAD, so no nooky.

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#9165 2002-10-02 7:07 PM
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no no, it just means no kids!

#9166 2002-10-02 7:26 PM
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Actually, if you follow Anne Rice's rules, you can't have sex, you can't get it up. Sorry. [nyah hah]

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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Actually, if you follow Anne Rice's rules, you can't have sex, you can't get it up. Sorry. [nyah hah]

So, how will this change Rob's life again???

#9168 2002-10-02 7:38 PM
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lonlier nights for you two?

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regardless...

if thats the case, then i hate anne rice. she'll not write my life.

#9169 2002-10-02 7:39 PM
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Now you see my side, Rob(but leave me out of your relationship issues with doctor).

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cough! I believe vampire do have sex...cough cough...lestat has sex with akasha in the queen of the damned movie...cough...and even if they dont You wont miss it if you dont need it and they find pleasure doing other things. well anyway in the book im writing they do have sex lookie here:

"We entered a small bedroom at the end of the hall. There was a bronze antique bed with white sheets and pillows. It was lit by dozens of small white candles in the floor and big ones on the tables. He laid me in the bed and closed the door behind him. We were all alone now. He was standing at the edge of the bed, staring at me as always. His face was blurry to me but his eyes were clear as daylight. Right then it happened again. The sadness. The loneliness. That’s what I felt when I looked at those beautiful green eyes. I was no longer afraid. I now felt in love. But how can I feel love for a man I know nothing about? A man that deceived me.

He immediately pulled his eyes away as if he were afraid I might go too deep into his subconscious and then again the feeling was lost. I was terrified of what was going to happen. My body wouldn’t respond to any of my commands. My heart pounded fast in my chest as I saw him undress before me. My eyes feasted on his extraordinary physique adorned by his now erected manhood. Before I could try anything, he was on top of me. I didn’t know if to fight it or surrender myself into his strong arms, but when our eyes locked once again I knew I have lost the battle. I was afraid yet strangely aroused. Soon enough he was inside of me.
I felt pleasure as have never experienced before with another man. I wanted to embrace him, Love him; but the drug he gave me has weakened my body to the point that I could hardly move any part of my body. All I could do is give myself completely to this magnificent creature. Our bodies melted with the heat of the candles as every caress, every kiss seemed to last forever.

I drowned in his powerful eyes but the feeling has now has suddenly changed. I felt a hunger I have never felt before in my life. I could see fear in his emerald eyes. There was something he needed. Something he couldn’t resist. Something that was more powerful that his sexual desire. He kissed my neck softly, lips quivering as he traveled down to my exposed chest. Right then I noticed a black rose tattooed on the right side of his neck. I wanted to touch it, badly I wanted to run my fingers on its black petals but instead I gasped loudly. I felt his teeth sink into one of my breasts. He started to feed on me slowly, I tried to fight it but it was useless. I was paralyzed with his immortal kiss. I could feel his climax arriving inside of me at that moment. He soon let go of my breast and moaned. Warm fluid was released in small portions right into my insides. I lost my breath in that instant. Pain was increasing all over my body as Calef’s semen started to burn inside of me. I wanted to scream but still couldn’t. I started to tremble looking at my hands in horror. I could see the veins light up beneath my skin. I could see the blood flowing right through them as if it were neon lights. Calef saw my anguish and pulled away from me. I looked at his eyes one last time and everything went black.

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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
lonlier nights for you two?

But you said you loved me! [sad]

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quote:
Originally posted by The Goddess ButterRican:
I believe vampire do have sex

imma be her kinda vampire

oh, but butter... you spelled "rob" wrong. its "r-o-b" not "c-a-l-e-f"

justa heads up.

#9173 2002-10-03 1:58 AM
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silly me! i think the spell check is defective!

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well, i guess it does depend on whos writing it, and which parts of the folklore you wish to use, disregard. still, i think immortality is way overrated, especially considering you would have to take others lives just to continue said existense. unless your completly amoral, and selfish.

oh, and forgot about the vampires in that one cartoon, vampire hunter d, they had

#9175 2002-10-04 10:02 AM
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There's lots of sex in Anne Rice's books, amazing that she's like 60 and still horny, but the vampires can't(and dont' really seem to care that they can't) have sex. They have that aura of sexuality about them, but it's always just to lure someone in for a bite. In a weird way that's probably their version of sex, or at least sexual bliss.

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YEA thats what i tried to say....

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cough! I believe vampire do have sex...cough cough...lestat has sex with akasha in the queen of the damned movie...cough...and even if they dont You wont miss it if you dont need it and they find pleasure doing other things.



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