Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
Probably because he's a douchebag.


Were you raped by puns as a child? Or were you forced to spend time in a pun-itentiary? I've never known anyone with such a pathological hatred of puns.


This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.

"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe