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Rice pudding, cause he's divine.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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awww...


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
yousunnuvabitch...



ahem....engagement......cough..heartbreaker..cough.......sweetest baboo.



Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!

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i...

...

...i don't know what to say...


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Rob #915715 2008-01-25 6:25 AM
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So....., when were you going to tell me?


Were you going to let us live a lie?

Nowhereman was right about you.


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she... she doesn't mean a thing to me, baby. it was just a ...9 year fling.

you're the one i've always been after!


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Rob #915718 2008-01-25 6:32 AM
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oh you!




Hah - only 9 years! we've been together longer!


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oh yeah!

more sneaky boobies please!


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agreed


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make with it sneaky...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I gotcher boobie!


-----once over and twice twisted---------
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Legal or not, I'd do this chick. Bunny you said your name was?

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Only Silky is hurtful. I'm painfully playful...


You speak the truth, Prometheus, but it's irrelevent since, in the end, we still pay your sister the same five dollars for the privilege.


And, Joe Mama... *sigh* Right now, I am compiling a list of things that do not smell like Joe Don Baker.

You're not on it.


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thank gob ur back...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Silky Johnson
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Only Silky is hurtful. I'm painfully playful...


You speak the truth, Prometheus, but it's irrelevent since, in the end, we still pay your sister the same five dollars for the privilege.


And, Joe Mama... *sigh* Right now, I am compiling a list of things that do not smell like Joe Don Baker.

You're not on it.


I'm glad, Silky. That means you haven't been able to break into my home, sneak into my bedroom, and bury your nose in my ass for a big whiff. That means you're sticking to exclusively snorting the ass cracks of the elderly, infirm, and catatonic. At least you're keeping your lazy, shiftless self busy.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Silky Johnson
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Only Silky is hurtful. I'm painfully playful...


You speak the truth, Prometheus, but it's irrelevent since, in the end, we still pay your sister the same five dollars for the privilege.


And, Joe Mama... *sigh* Right now, I am compiling a list of things that do not smell like Joe Don Baker.

You're not on it.


I'm glad, Silky. That means you haven't been able to break into my home, sneak into my bedroom, and bury your nose in my ass for a big whiff. That means you're sticking to exclusively snorting the ass cracks of the elderly, infirm, and catatonic. At least you're keeping your lazy, shiftless self busy.



Oh! So hateful, Joe Mama!

As for snorting the ass cracks of the elderly, infirm, and catatonic... remind me to thank your grandmother for the dental floss and the twenty dollar tip.

I'm going to spend it on penny candy, which I will leave in a trail leading from your door, into the nearest pond. I will then proceed to take bets on whether you'll break out a fishing pole to fetch the submerged candy or slam your face in the water like a grizzly after spawning salmon.

I'm betting on the fishing pole, Joe Mama. And I'm betting your expression will show increasing eagerness and panic, as the hours dwindle into night, without so much as a shake on your line.


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
thank gob ur back...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: TP-069



awwwwww, yeahhhhhh.




!!!

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 Originally Posted By: ROY BATTY
oh yeah!

more sneaky boobies please!



The nearly 23,000 American soldiers who so valiantly laid down their lives during me would like to request pictures of her pooner.


I was the bloodiest single-day battle in American history, with almost 23,000 casualties.
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 Originally Posted By: ROY BATTY


more sneaky boobies please!


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 Originally Posted By: Battle of Antietam
 Originally Posted By: ROY BATTY
oh yeah!

more sneaky boobies please!



The nearly 23,000 American soldiers who so valiantly laid down their lives during me would like to request pictures of her pooner.


Well, I'm not entirely certain she's going to be impressed by your request, "Battle", since her "pooner" has undoubtedly already done its part in entertaining at least that many stiffs.


But, thank you for being instrumental in freeing my ancestors from slavery, nonetheless. ...Of course, I still hate you for extending the same courtesy to the ancestors of K-nutreturns.


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\:\(



you fucking house nigga...


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns



\:\(



you fucking house nigga...


Like a shark must keep swimming to avoid suffocation and death, I must keep hating. It's that evil, compulsory side of one's nature, you understand. ...Not unlike your insatiable urge to keep stuffing copies of The Watchtower under the seats of rest area toilets.

...Occupied toilets, as I believe your online "community notification" file states.


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My internet girlfriend is more make believe than your internet girlfriend.
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 Originally Posted By: TP-069




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