RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Super Mario Bros is a pretty bizarre concept if you think about it

I mean, the guy's a damn italian plumber that goes around smashing floating bricks with his head and fighting turtles, flying turtles, giant mutant fire-spitting turtles, and literally smashing little weird looking thingies by jumping on them. Sometimes, when he hits his head against a floating brick, it will turn into metal and money will come out of it. If he eats a mushroom, he gets taller and stronger, and if he eats a flower he gains the abality of throwing fire balls that can turn his enemies into money. Sometimes he rides a queer looking sexless dinosaur... Or maybe it's not that it has no sex, maybe it's both things at once... That'd explain all the eggs it leaves behind.
In his free time (when he's not saving the Princess of the Mushroom People from the giant mutant fire-spitting turtle(s) or some chick named Daisy from a giant barrel throwing ape, that is a good guy most of the time, but sometimes goes mental and likes to kidnap women), he likes to play Golf, Tennis or Board Games with his friends and deadly enemies. Sometimes they just like to beat the crap out of each other just for the fun of it. If they are in the mood, they jump into Karts and race each other to death.
Mario is also apparently a Doctor... I'd say one specialized in psychedelic mushrooms and flowers.

I see you've thought long & hard about this so what about Luigi?
Is he just following in his brother's footsteps,never to emerge from his more popular sibling?

Or will he strike out on his own & go on an alcohol induced shooting binge & pop a cap into every turtle he sees?

Don't forget fighting evil Blacksmiths from hell with a talking puppet, a talking marshmello, his mortal enemy, and his girlfriend, RPG-style!

Indeed.

heh.

captain lou albano is funny.

I love Super Mario RPG... favorite SNES game.

Yes, Robs sex fantasys are pretty bizare...

see you tonight, baby

OK, but you buy the ky jelly this time.

You guys use so much that you have to buy new packages every time?

Maybe they only get the Travel Size packages.

Your just mad cause you wernt invited...

also true

You'd have to ask Rob if you want to join...He always feels kinda left out cause he finishes first.

Indeed.

I always preferred Luigi over Mario...

Well, whatever makes your "officer" stand at attention...

Heh.

The REAL Mario.....

http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/discostevex/vwp?.dir=/My+Art&.dnm=The+REAL+Mario.gif&.src=ph&.view=t

Oh yeah? Check this one out!

A picture of Rob... dark alleyway authentic?

I'd see that llance icon if Rob wasn't giving his boards botox at the moment.

Talking marble cake......mmmmmmmm....tasty.

Indeed.

Mxy is a damn genius.

It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.