Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
I have never used the word "gabacho" in my life. I will start now, of course.



Gabacho Man

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a gabacho gabacho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Gabacho, gabacho man (gabacho man)
I've got to be, a gabacho man
gabacho, gabacho man
I've got to be a Gabacho! Ow....

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a Gabacho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell a Gabacho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Gabacho, Gabacho man
I've got to be, a Gabacho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a Gabacho! (all right)

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a Gabacho! All Right!

Ugh! Gabacho..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body,

Every man ought to be a Gabacho Gabacho man,
To live a life of freedom, Gabachos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a Gabacho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Gabacho, Gabacho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a Gabacho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a Gabacho! (dig the hair on my chest)

Gabacho, Gabacho man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a Gabacho man
Gabacho, Gabacho man
I've got to be a Gabacho! (Dig broad shoulders)

Gabacho, Gabacho man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a Gabacho man
Gabacho, Gabacho man
I've got to be a Gabacho!

Gabacho, Gabacho man
I've got to be, a Gabacho man
Gabacho, Gabacho man
I've got to be a Gabacho! HEY!