Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
You got to be kidding. The girl clearly has money with that whiskey pump in her bedroom. I'd demand a personal telegram.


How 'bout I just sing "happy birthday"?



only if u come outta the cake...


Well played...

and here I was getting ready to sing...


No one needs to here the strangled goose you call a singing voice,


You have only ever heard me talk, not sing! Besides - some people find my cat in heat sounding singing voice sex-ay!


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi