Sure, FNB/EPT/John Keats, suuuuurrre... Now lemme tell you a story that might teach you a lesson.
Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota, there lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon. And one day his woman ran off with another guy, hit young Rocky in the eye. Rocky didn’t like that. He said "I’m gonna get that boy"
So one day he walked into town, booked himself a room in the local saloon.
Rocky Raccoon
Checked into his room
Only to find Gideon’s bible.
Rocky had come
Equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival.
His rival it seems
Had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy.
Her name was M'Gill
And she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy.
Now she and her man
Who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down.
Rocky burst in
And grinning a grin
He said, "Danny boy... this is a showdown"
But Daniel was hot
He drew first and shot
And Rocky... collapsed in the corner.
Now the doctor came in
Smirking of gin (Smirking?)
And proceeded to lie on the table (He was Smirking of gin...)
He said "Rocky, you met your match"
And Rocky said, "Doc, it’s only a scratch, son"
And I’ll be better
I’ll be better Doc as soon as I am able.
And the Doc said "You better be better soon,
Gotta get hip
Gotta get up
Gotta go shoot that Danny Boy"
Now Rocky Raccoon
He fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon’s bible
Gideon checked out
And he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky’s revival.
