RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Uschi Is...

number 25 on the top posters list...already.

Some gals apparently need to get laid.

She won't make with the lovin' with this robot!

My piston's rarin' to go, Uschikins! 101010101110100101010110100101010101!

That an offer, Piggie?

Please treat him well. He's the sensitive piggie.

Hey, I never said I'd accept...

And he never said he'd "do" you!

Which is why I didn't offer.

You'd have to court me for 6 months before I'd put out anyway. I'm shy and reserved....

So all's clear.

That you need to get laid???

That it ain't you anyhow.

I've always known I need to get laid.

You're too impatient to wait 6 months and cross 3 state lines???

I require no courting for sexual incentive.

Though....nothing turns me on like a restraining order.

Superman's a dumbass.

that's fucked up.

Uschi hasn't caught on yet that none of us are interested.

Except Disco Steve, of course.

Thinking about sex again???

Dave hasn't finished the comics yet. That's sad.

....wait. Damnit, Dave! That's my comic, too!

Yeah. Grab the pitchforks and torches! Time to slay Dave. What a monster.

You need to channel all that agression into a night of ultrahot sex...storing up all that anger is unhealthy.

We'll tar and feather him!

...only, the tar will be poo! And the feather....more poo! Ha!

There's nothing like poetic justice....

Uschi! Drive Dave to suicide, just like you did with FNB!

Suicide!
Suicide!
Suicide!

Yes, but the cute, little red-headed girl was looking at me.

I just looked at the directory. I'm #9! Like that Beatles song!

....you know, Rocky Raccoon...?

I've no doubt Uschi could drive Dave to suicide.

Why, just dealing with her cunting bitchiness could even tempt ZOD Himself to go find some Kryptonite.

Sure, FNB/EPT/John Keats, suuuuurrre... Now lemme tell you a story that might teach you a lesson.

Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota, there lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon. And one day his woman ran off with another guy, hit young Rocky in the eye. Rocky didn’t like that. He said "I’m gonna get that boy"
So one day he walked into town, booked himself a room in the local saloon.

Rocky Raccoon
Checked into his room
Only to find Gideon’s bible.
Rocky had come
Equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival.
His rival it seems
Had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy.
Her name was M'Gill
And she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy.
Now she and her man
Who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down.
Rocky burst in
And grinning a grin
He said, "Danny boy... this is a showdown"
But Daniel was hot
He drew first and shot
And Rocky... collapsed in the corner.

Now the doctor came in
Smirking of gin (Smirking?)
And proceeded to lie on the table (He was Smirking of gin...)
He said "Rocky, you met your match"
And Rocky said, "Doc, it’s only a scratch, son"
And I’ll be better
I’ll be better Doc as soon as I am able.
And the Doc said "You better be better soon,
Gotta get hip
Gotta get up
Gotta go shoot that Danny Boy"

Now Rocky Raccoon
He fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon’s bible
Gideon checked out
And he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky’s revival.

Too bad ZOD doesn't have E-rection powers...


:lol: I kill myself. Thanks for the setup.

You kill yourself? I thought that was FNB?

hiiiiiioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!

Oh, right. Llance. I forgot. Sorry ZOD! My bad!

No, you're thinking of PJP...

Not likely. I think of him as little as possible.

Whudda bout me?

aww... the friendly robot. I think of you every time I read one of your posts.