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#92431 2003-09-16 2:29 AM
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Does anyone know or have his e-mail address?

He sounded funny last time I heard from him.

I mean, hey who cares, but still....

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I was missing Bastard for a while so I tracked down his e-mail and got him to come back but then he changed his name and avatar so I made a big deal out of it and he got all upset and I think he left.

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I've been lurking here for a while, and I've read all this stuff here (I'm a very bored person).

From what I've read, FNB had every right to take his ball and go home. I mean, all the man wanted was a cool new avatar. However, Uschi seemed to become a real twat about it all, and things escalated.

I mean, if you can't have a little fun on a message board, it's time to seek your fortumes elsewhere.

...just hope the Bastard didn't do something stupid...

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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
I was missing Bastard for a while so I tracked down his e-mail and got him to come back but then he changed his name and avatar so I made a big deal out of it and he got all upset and I think he left.

Uschi! Shit! Fuck! Shit!

I see I'm going to have to PM you...

...that avatar had special significance....

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Damn, he's not responding to his e-mails...

Uschi, for all his rough exterior, FNB is actually a very sensitive person. You should read some of his poetry. Honestly, it brought a tear to my eyes.

He has a beautiful soul.

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And fantastic thighs.

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Especially when they're waxed and oiled.

#92438 2003-09-16 8:44 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Damn, he's not responding to his e-mails...

Uschi, for all his rough exterior, FNB is actually a very sensitive person. You should read some of his poetry. Honestly, it brought a tear to my eyes.

He has a beautiful soul.

Me too! But no one believes me!! [AAAHHHH!!!]

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FNB is a goat-raper. [biiiig grin]

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Where is the Bastard... Where... Where... Oh, hi, Superfastknow-it-all Man!

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quote:
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Originally posted by Dave:
Damn, he's not responding to his e-mails...

Uschi, for all his rough exterior, FNB is actually a very sensitive person. You should read some of his poetry. Honestly, it brought a tear to my eyes.

He has a beautiful soul.

Me too! But no one believes me!! [AAAHHHH!!!]
I believe you. [biiiig grin]

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A female sheep.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Uschi! Shit! Fuck! Shit!

I see I'm going to have to PM you...

...that avatar had special significance....

I'm waiting. With bated breath! woo!

I don' geddit.

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Hang on, I'm trying to find out if FNB is ok.... He's not answering his phone.

Can't you at least send him an apology?

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Cripes. He takes MB people seriously? Fuck. There was a brief e-mail corrospondance, but he said Goodbye and I said I hope there's a REAL reason you left. 'cause otherwise that's just retarded.

That was about twenty minutes ago.

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Speaking of phones, how come whenever FNB gets into a phone booth Superfastknowitallman comes out? ???

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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Cripes. He takes MB people seriously? Fuck. There was a brief e-mail corrospondance, but he said Goodbye and I said I hope there's a REAL reason you left. 'cause otherwise that's just retarded.

That was about twenty minutes ago.

Good God, Uschi, what have you done?

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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Speaking of phones, how come whenever FNB gets into a phone booth Superfastknowitallman comes out? ???

They're fucking?

#92453 2003-09-17 12:20 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
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Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Speaking of phones, how come whenever FNB gets into a phone booth Superfastknowitallman comes out? ???

They're fucking?
Hey! You've spoiled that Colin Farrell movie for me!

#92454 2003-09-17 12:24 AM
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Jezus, Dave. I know you're trying to get me all worried or whatever. FNB never mentioned anything over PMs about poetry or shit like that. That's for that one Brian/Nightwing guy and the other fellow. Maybe the other one. I forget. You're just fuckin' around, like the others trying to piss me off.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
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Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
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Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Speaking of phones, how come whenever FNB gets into a phone booth Superfastknowitallman comes out? ???

They're fucking?
Hey! You've spoiled that Colin Farrell movie for me!
Yea, Tyler and the "Narrator" were the same person the whole time.

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Al Pacino wasn't really blind, he just wanted to fuck with the kid!

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I just don't see why people are accusing me of being FNB.

It's all lies! Damn lies!

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I know what it feels like, some people insist in calling me Mxy even though my username clearly states I'm not him!!!

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And yet, you are the one hurling the slings and arrows in my direction?

The abused becomes the abuser?

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Only now do I percieve the paradoxical irony of my comments. And, to be honest with you, I don't think my poor mind will be able to take such revelation. Frailty, Mxy be thy name.

I'll go have a mental breakdown now. Thanks for enlightening me, though.

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No problem.

I also offer spankings for 50 dollars, and I'll give you a cleveland steamer for free... but I'm not helping you wash up afterwards.

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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Jezus, Dave. I know you're trying to get me all worried or whatever. FNB never mentioned anything over PMs about poetry or shit like that. That's for that one Brian/Nightwing guy and the other fellow. Maybe the other one. I forget. You're just fuckin' around, like the others trying to piss me off.

You've obviously never read FNB's poetry.Here's an e-mail he sent me 2 days ago.


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To: Dave@netvigator.com
From: electricpetertork@aol.com
Date sent: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 12:14:15 +0800

Subject: Something I've knocked up

Dave, hope ya like this. Been working on it for a while. Lemme know what ya think. Worried about the allitteration in the third stanza. Think I might have overused "happy", but wanted to empahsise the joy. Spoindinkle!

FNB


Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness,
Thou foster-child of silence and slow time,
Sylvan historian, who canst thus express
A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What leaf-fring'd legend haunts about thy shape
Of deities or mortals, or of both,
In Tempe or the dales of Arcady?
What men or gods are these? What maidens loth?
What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape?
What pipes and timbrels? What wild ecstasy?


Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard
Are sweeter; therefore, ye soft pipes, play on;
Not to the sensual ear, but, more endear'd,
Pipe to the spirit ditties of no tone:
Fair youth, beneath the trees, thou canst not leave
Thy song, nor ever can those trees be bare;
Bold Lover, never, never canst thou kiss,
Though winning near the goal yet, do not grieve;
She cannot fade, though thou hast not thy bliss,
For ever wilt thou love, and she be fair!


Ah, happy, happy boughs! that cannot shed
Your leaves, nor ever bid the Spring adieu;
And, happy melodist, unwearied,
For ever piping songs for ever new;
More happy love! more happy, happy love!
For ever warm and still to be enjoy'd,
For ever panting, and for ever young;
All breathing human passion far above,
That leaves a heart high-sorrowful and cloy'd,
A burning forehead, and a parching tongue.


Who are these coming to the sacrifice?
To what green altar, O mysterious priest,
Lead'st thou that heifer lowing at the skies,
And all her silken flanks with garlands drest?
What little town by river or sea shore,
Or mountain-built with peaceful citadel,
Is emptied of this folk, this pious morn?
And, little town, thy streets for evermore
Will silent be; and not a soul to tell
Why thou art desolate, can e'er return.


Attic shape! Fair attitude! with brede
Of marble men and maidens overwrought,
With forest branches and the trodden weed;
Thou, silent form, dost tease us out of thought
As doth eternity: Cold Pastoral!
When old age shall this generation waste,
Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe
Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say'st,
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty,--that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know."

I'm telling you, he's got potential.

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To paraphrase a wise man;

"He's a poet and don't even know it!"

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I think he should have used "spoindinkle" in there somewhere.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
You've obviously never read FNB's poetry.Here's an e-mail he sent me 2 days ago.

You're obviously not a golfer.

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And I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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Lies. It's shpadionkle. Or something. Definately an 'H' after the 'S.'

That's his word.

Why would he misspell it?

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The name Uschi oozes sexiness....

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The name Pig Iron oozes porkiness....

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quote:
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Lies. It's shpadionkle. Or something. Definately an 'H' after the 'S.'

That's his word.

Why would he misspell it?

Why would he write renaissance poetry?

He's a complex man, with many inherent paradoxes.

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