"One more peep out of that cockatoo", Jimmy thought as his fingernails dug into the armrests, "and I'll make sure that cozy smile on your mother's face will be sunning sock puppets in Hell."
Crawfordcrow is writing porn for Rex.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock