Originally Posted By: Uschi
Yorick has a kid?


Aye. Having nookie will do that sometimes. He hooked up with some chippie early on and had a kid, though he didn't know it for a long while.

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Did he ever find his girlfriend?


Yes, but he realized that he was in love with 355 an issue later.

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What the hell is he in prison for?


He tried to kill himself, so his daughter, who in the last ish is now President of France, had him locked away and put in a straight jacket to protect him from himself.


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi