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At the risk of putting myself in the crosshairs for being straight... A hearty Happy B-Day, Pro! You were above-and-beyond in encouraging folks to read the story I posted here way back when, and I still appreciate it. Hope you tear it up with panache today! 
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 Rob didn't even sign it... 
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Rob didn't even sign it... i can't sign for "we". ..."we" isn't even a word! still, though, happy pro.
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I, as well as Skynet, wish you a happy birthday Pro.
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He's gonna tear some guys ass up for sure!
Happy Birthday Pro!
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happy pro day!
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Happy Birthday, Devon. I just want to take a moment to tell you that I've always been a fan of you and your films. For a woman as small as you are - are you even five feet tall? - you are an amazing performer. Many is the time I've watched your work and marveled at your...wait.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...Devin Prometheus!
Oh...fuck him. Old fart...go blow out your roomie's meat candle.
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Drake Marshall wanted to wish you a happy birthday, but you killed him.
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Happy Birthday, Devon. I just want to take a moment to tell you that I've always been a fan of you and your films. For a woman as small as you are - are you even five feet tall? - you are an amazing performer. Many is the time I've watched your work and marveled at your...wait.
Wrong Devon?
Devin?
Not Devin Grayson...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...Devin Prometheus!
Oh...fuck him. Old fart...go blow out your roomie's meat candle.  Happy Birthday Devön
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Happy Birthday, Pro. You're still younger than me.
But you're getting older.
And balder.
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All of the above is true. And awesome!  
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All of the above is true. And awesome! All of the below is lame. And dull! 
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Rob didn't even sign it... Is this a new thing or did my email account decide it was spam?
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Pro kissed a lot of ass to get that from Rob.
No doubt Pro celebrated his birthday the way most Canadians do. He had a beer,fucked an elk and killed a woman.
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Rob didn't even sign it... Is this a new thing or did my email account decide it was spam? Its a new thing. For those that Rob unloads on!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Happy Birthday 
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This has been a good thread. Pro should have birthdays more often.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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The Prometheus myth first appears in the Greek epic poet Peter J. Pappas's Sodomogony (lines 507-616). He was a son of the Titan BSAMS by Bea Arthur or Estelle Gette, one of the Golden Girls. As a son of BSAMS he was also a brother of LLance, Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk and Franta. In the Sodomogony, PJP introduces Prometheus as a lowly challenger to Rob Kamphausen's message boards and gayness. At a meal marking the "spamming of the forums" between posters and administrator, Prometheus plays a trick against Rob (545-557). He places two sacrificial offerings before the Olympian: a selection Bat-Man comics placed inside issues of hetero-porn magazines (fanatic entertainment hidden inside a displeasing, for Rob, exterior), and the complete library of Virtual Boy games placed in a Wii console box (something terrible hidden inside a pleasing exterior). Rob chooses the latter, setting a precedent for future sacrifices; henceforth, posters would remind Rob that Wii is not a real word. This angers Rob, who hides the music function that used to play when you clicked the button below the avatars from posters in retribution. Prometheus, then, begins to do interviews with other posters but gets too lazy and stops suddenly after an all-night bought of Tekken. This further enrages Rob, who sends posters the first man-woman, Princess Elisa(590-93): "From it is the race of man-women and shemale kind: of it is the deadly race and tribe of men-women who live amongst posters to their great trouble, no helpmeets in hateful poverty, but only in wealth." Prometheus, meanwhile, is chain smoking in an apartment where his roommate Cross daily daily steals his lighters. Years later the Geek heroine Rowe would kick Cross out of the apartment and free Prometheus from his high blood pressure and feeling of paranoia.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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The Prometheus myth first appears in the Greek epic poet Peter J. Pappas's Sodomogony (lines 507-616). He was a son of the Titan BSAMS by Bea Arthur or Estelle Gette, one of the Golden Girls. As a son of BSAMS he was also a brother of LLance, Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk and Franta. In the Sodomogony, PJP introduces Prometheus as a lowly challenger to Rob Kamphausen's message boards and gayness. At a meal marking the "spamming of the forums" between posters and administrator, Prometheus plays a trick against Rob (545-557). He places two sacrificial offerings before the Olympian: a selection Bat-Man comics placed inside issues of hetero-porn magazines (fanatic entertainment hidden inside a displeasing, for Rob, exterior), and the complete library of Virtual Boy games placed in a Wii console box (something terrible hidden inside a pleasing exterior). Rob chooses the latter, setting a precedent for future sacrifices; henceforth, posters would remind Rob that Wii is not a real word. This angers Rob, who hides the music function that used to play when you clicked the button below the avatars from posters in retribution. Prometheus, then, begins to do interviews with other posters but gets too lazy and stops suddenly after an all-night bought of Tekken. This further enrages Rob, who sends posters the first man-woman, Princess Elisa(590-93): "From it is the race of man-women and shemale kind: of it is the deadly race and tribe of men-women who live amongst posters to their great trouble, no helpmeets in hateful poverty, but only in wealth." Prometheus, meanwhile, is chain smoking in an apartment where his roommate Cross daily daily steals his lighters. Years later the Geek heroine Rowe would kick Cross out of the apartment and free Prometheus from his high blood pressure and feeling of paranoia. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking CLASSIC!
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The Prometheus myth first appears in the Greek epic poet Peter J. Pappas's Sodomogony (lines 507-616). He was a son of the Titan BSAMS by Bea Arthur or Estelle Gette, one of the Golden Girls. As a son of BSAMS he was also a brother of LLance, Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk and Franta. In the Sodomogony, PJP introduces Prometheus as a lowly challenger to Rob Kamphausen's message boards and gayness. At a meal marking the "spamming of the forums" between posters and administrator, Prometheus plays a trick against Rob (545-557). He places two sacrificial offerings before the Olympian: a selection Bat-Man comics placed inside issues of hetero-porn magazines (fanatic entertainment hidden inside a displeasing, for Rob, exterior), and the complete library of Virtual Boy games placed in a Wii console box (something terrible hidden inside a pleasing exterior). Rob chooses the latter, setting a precedent for future sacrifices; henceforth, posters would remind Rob that Wii is not a real word. This angers Rob, who hides the music function that used to play when you clicked the button below the avatars from posters in retribution. Prometheus, then, begins to do interviews with other posters but gets too lazy and stops suddenly after an all-night bought of Tekken. This further enrages Rob, who sends posters the first man-woman, Princess Elisa(590-93): "From it is the race of man-women and shemale kind: of it is the deadly race and tribe of men-women who live amongst posters to their great trouble, no helpmeets in hateful poverty, but only in wealth." Prometheus, meanwhile, is chain smoking in an apartment where his roommate Cross daily daily steals his lighters. Years later the Geek heroine Rowe would kick Cross out of the apartment and free Prometheus from his high blood pressure and feeling of paranoia. This still rocks...
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Bumping a post about yourself and laughing at it again? Thats so desperate its almost snarf like.
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rex called someone else desperate...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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