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Let's set aside our differences. Let's build a forum for the future. No more criticism of others. Lets do away with politics of negativity by getting away from those people in the past that have led us down a path of destruction. Now before anyone says I'm being negative, let me remind you, you are racist if you do.

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Praise Allah!

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Yes, praise er um, you are entitled to your belief young man.

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I swear to Allah, er, God, that this alt isn't me.

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
I swear to Allah, er, God, that this alt isn't me.


After our latest altercation on the McCain thread, I don't know if I can believe you.


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Did g-man make another alt to argue with?


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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
I swear to Allah, er, God, that this alt isn't me.

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: the G-man
I swear to Allah, er, God, that this alt isn't me.


But you're agnostic to the point of atheism - why are you swearing to a god you don't honestly believe in? And if you're not being honest about that, what ELSE are you not being honest about?

'Fess up, G-Man. Altimately, the truth will set you free.


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 Originally Posted By: Barack Hussein Obama
Let's set aside our differences. Let's build a forum for the future. No more criticism of others. Lets do away with politics of negativity by getting away from those people in the past that have led us down a path of destruction. Now before anyone says I'm being negative, let me remind you, you are racist if you do.



You forgot to mention change.

Change?

Change!

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 Originally Posted By: rex
Did g-man make another alt to argue with?

I think this is one of his liberal parody alts.

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It's not G-man. If it was him he wouldn't out & out say it wasn't him as he did here.


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Thanks, MEM.

I wish I had come up with an alt this funny.

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it's an alt?

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 Originally Posted By: Matter-eater Man
It's not G-man. If it was him he wouldn't out & out say it wasn't him as he did here.


Unless that's what he wants us to think.

Hell, it's what I count on everyone else thinking when I "admit" to being Matt Kennedy. Only a complete fucking moron with the common sense of a George Lucas fanboy and the brains of a senile yak would actually think I was serious.

Besides, fighting about it doesn't alter anyone's mindset, so might as well play along and let Matt Kennedy take the heat for my puns.


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Matt Kennedy fucks little boys.

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 Originally Posted By: The Pun-isher
 Originally Posted By: Matter-eater Man
It's not G-man. If it was him he wouldn't out & out say it wasn't him as he did here.


Unless that's what he wants us to think.

Hell, it's what I count on everyone else thinking when I "admit" to being Matt Kennedy. Only a complete fucking moron with the common sense of a George Lucas fanboy and the brains of a senile yak would actually think I was serious.

Besides, fighting about it doesn't alter anyone's mindset, so might as well play along and let Matt Kennedy take the heat for my puns.



Uh, yeah. Nice try Matt.

I already know that you were Pariah Carey--Who, of course, we already identified as Kennedy.

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
it's an alt?

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: The Pun-isher
Hell, it's what I count on everyone else thinking when I "admit" to being Matt Kennedy. Only a complete fucking moron with the common sense of a George Lucas fanboy and the brains of a senile yak would actually think I was serious.


Uh, yeah. Nice try Matt.


Thank you, Pariah, for proving my point.

(Seriously, you just made yourself my doormatt just now).

Out of curiosity, how exactly did you come to the conclusion I was Matt Kennedy/Pariah Carey?





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lame posts?

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
lame posts?


By that logic, EVERYBODY here is Matt Kennedy.

Seriously, these setups you guys are giving me are like taking kennedy from a baby.


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 Originally Posted By: The Pun-isher
Thank you, Pariah, for proving my point.

(Seriously, you just made yourself my doormatt just now).

Out of curiosity, how exactly did you come to the conclusion I was Matt Kennedy/Pariah Carey?


Carey posted like Kennedy (and even tried to throw people off by actually divulging personal information about himself). You, in turn, post like Carey (and your IPs were an exact match up until a month ago).

And now that your act's being grinded down by everyone, you're starting to regress more and more into your true Matt Kennedy state.

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: The Pun-isher
Thank you, Pariah, for proving my point.

(Seriously, you just made yourself my doormatt just now).

Out of curiosity, how exactly did you come to the conclusion I was Matt Kennedy/Pariah Carey?


Carey posted like Kennedy (and even tried to throw people off by actually divulging personal information about himself).


Um...what personal info have I divulged about myself? I honestly don't recall.

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You, in turn, post like Carey


I don't remember Carey making any puns besides the username.

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(and your IPs were an exact match up until a month ago).

IP addresses can be shared

Of course, you wouldn't actually expect me to admit it if I was Kennedy, and I don't expect you to believe that I'm not, so I don't know what we're careying on about.



















Unless that's what I want you to think.


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 Originally Posted By: The Pun-isher
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
lame posts?


By that logic, EVERYBODY here is Matt Kennedy.

Seriously, these setups you guys are giving me are like taking kennedy from a baby.


seriously, your just as lame as kennedy.

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 Originally Posted By: The Pun-isher
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Um...what personal info have I divulged about myself? I honestly don't recall.


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I don't remember Carey making any puns besides the username.




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IP addresses can be shared

Of course, you wouldn't actually expect me to admit it if I was Kennedy, and I don't expect you to believe that I'm not, so I don't know what we're careying on about.


If your IP wasn't static, you may have been able to get away with lying, but you're too much of an amateur. Even then the chances of their being two identicals of the same site is a stretch.

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you guys are pissing on husseins post damnit!

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
you guys are pissing on husseins post damnit!


That's why I'm looking forward to him being elected President. How could the first half-black, half-Muslim, turban-wearing socialist President NOT bring us all together?

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: The Pun-isher
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Um...what personal info have I divulged about myself? I honestly don't recall.


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I don't remember Carey making any puns besides the username.




What, is diddums afwaid to step up to the matt?

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IP addresses can be shared

Of course, you wouldn't actually expect me to admit it if I was Kennedy, and I don't expect you to believe that I'm not, so I don't know what we're careying on about.


If your IP wasn't static, you may have been able to get away with lying, but you're too much of an amateur. Even then the chances of their being two identicals of the same site is a stretch.


Fine. That just means I can say whatever I want and Matt Kennedy will get the blame for it.


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