Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Rectum rooter
Orifice filler
Backdoor bandit

Klingon invader
Anal traveller
Moonpie plumber
Poo pipe pirate
Hairy passage assaulter
Arse monkey
Uphill skier
Smelly hole filler
Enter the dragon
Nancy boy arse invader

Nowie is an expert.

I think you will find Rob is the expert, as that post will attest!