If gay its snarf.
If political its g-man.
If its a spammer its JLA or Bsams.
If its clever.....there are no clever alts.
Well, you're absolutely correct about that. And to think, had I simply posted as myself and not wasted all of my energy getting carried away with that joke about a jobphobic, hippie-baiting sock-fucker, I could have nearly 30,000 more posts in my column.