Greatest Country And Western Songs Of All Time * Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed * Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye * Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure * I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life * I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling * I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. * I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You * I Wanna Whip Your Cow * I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck * I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy * I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line * If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You * If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will * Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) * My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart * My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him * Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
