I call shenanigans. If I was balls deep in Tory Lane I'd make damn sure that everyone within earshot knew it...

"LICK YOUR TITS TORY LANE!!!"

"SUCK THAT COCK TORY LANE!!!"

"TORY LANE I WANT TO FEEL YOU FLEX YOUR PUSSY MUSCLES ON MY COCK!!!"

"UH TORY LANE I THINK I DROPPED MY WHIFFLE BALL BAT DOWN YOUR CORNHOLE..."

"I'M GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE A SLEEPING BAG TORY LANE!!!"

"HEY TORY LANE COULD YOU PASS THE BAG OF SMARTFOOD?"

"DAMMIT TORY LANE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME WE'VE WATCHED PULP FICTION!!!"

"FINE TORY LANE I'LL MAKE YOU A TOP FRIEND IN MYSPACE!!!"

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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