That book had me laughing aloud, serious. Once you read to the end and then read it again, it makes sense.

That's what I like about his books. They're written like a boiled-down Catch-22. It's all piecemeal and confusing 'cause reading and understanding requires you've already read it. Forces multiple reads, delivers every time. I like that.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"