I'm a coward.
I call the police on people that make alt ids of my family members.
I wet the bed.
I'm voting for obama so the black people I hand out welfare checks to don't kill me.
I'm unable to think for myself.
I post at forums with mindless sheep who are more retarded than me.
I think the world revolves around politics.
I believe that if you can't link to it or find a youtube clip it can't be real.
I paint my family and I in black face so we can learn how it is to be black.
I hate white people even though I'm white.
I hate successful people.
I hate money.
I hate America.
I'm voting for Obama because the media told me to.