Elektra? I don't know who that is Sweetums. Is she one of your little school friends? Would you like to invite her over for a playdate 'cause that would be fun. You guys could play in the yard, but this time you would definitely need to keep ALL of your clothes on, not like the time I walked in your room and found you and those nasty boys Captain Sammitch and Rex playing "doctor" and giving each other prostate exams.
Let me know, Sweetie and I'll set another place at dinner.
Love you,
Mommy
