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When I Grow Up
Written by Michelle Shocked


When I grow up I want to be an old woman
When I grow up I want to be an old woman
Oh, an o-o-o-o-old, an old, old woman

Then I think I'm gonna find myself an old man
Then I think I'm gonna marry myself that old man
An old, an old, an old, an old, a really old man

We're gonna have a hundred and twenty babies
A hundred and five, ten, fifteen, twenty babies
Uh huh, that's what I said a hundred and twenty babies

We'll raise 'em on tiger's milk and green bananas
Mangoes and coconuts and watermelon
We're gonna give 'em that watermelon when they starts yellin'

Here's what they'll yell...

In the summer we'll sit in a field and watch the sun melt
In the winter we'll sit by a fire and watch the moon freeze
Me my old man and a hundred and twenty babies
Me my old man and a hundred and twenty babies
I said, me my old man and a hundred and twenty babies
Oh, when I grow up I want to be an old woman
When I grow up I want to be an oooooold...

13. how to kiss
Your lips come to a full pucker position. They are soft, but not
floppy. They can be fully formed and firm, but certainly not hard.
This is an ambiguous state for any solid to be in - but these are
your lips were talking about here - they can handle it!

Make contact with your partners lips.

14. how to kiss
If this is your first kiss, you don't want to linger too long, but you
also don't want to just peck them and retreat.Count "one-one thousand, two-one thousand" in your head before relaxing the pucker in your lips and beginning to pull your head away.You can hold the kiss like this for longer, but after 5 seconds or soshould start think about ending this kiss. If you would like to keep kissing after that you can always lean in again and follow up the
first kiss with a second, third or fourth kiss.

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Over an eight-year period from 1925 to 1932, the Red Sox averaged
over 100 losses per season. One of the few bright spots on these
teams was Earl Webb, who set the all-time mark for most doubles
in a season in 1931 with 67. The BoSox’ fortunes began to change
in 1933 when Tom Yawkey bought the team. Yawkey acquired pitcher
Wes Ferrell and one of the greatest pitchers of all-time, Lefty
Grove, making his team competitive once again in the late
thirties. He also acquired Joe Cronin, an outstanding shortstop
and manager and slugging first baseman Jimmie Foxx whose 50 home
runs in 1938 would stand as a club record for 68 years. Foxx
also drove in a club record 175 runs.

red sox


Ted Williams & Tom YawkeyIn 1939, the Red Sox purchased the
contract of outfielder Ted Williams from the minor league San
Diego Padres of the Pacific Coast League, ushering in an era of
the team sometimes called the "Ted Sox." Williams consistently
hit for both high power and high average, and is generally
considered one of the greatest hitters of all time. The right-
field bullpens in Fenway were built in part for Williams' left
-handed swing, and are sometimes called "Williamsburg." Before
this addition, it was over 400 feet (120 m) to right field. He
served two stints in the United States Marine Corps as a pilot
and saw active duty in both World War II and the Korean War,
missing at least five full seasons of baseball. His book The
Science of Hitting is widely read by students of baseball. He is
currently the last player to hit over .400 for a full season,
batting .406 in 1941.

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