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I'm lonely without all my big, strong boys around.

Where did you all go to?

Did you all take your balls and go home? Oh, sorry, I know how sensitive you all are about not having any balls.

Well, I guess I'll take a little break, too.

Don't worry, though. Mummy will be back after she turns enough tricks to buy you a shiny new fire engine. Would you like that? Hmmmmm? A shine new red fire engine.

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This forum doesn't get a lot of activity. You should try the Comic Book, Media and Politics sections.


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well babycakes um right here. come an give daddy uh hug.


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
This forum doesn't get a lot of activity. You should try the Comic Book, Media and Politics sections.


You can only take a lie so far, son (I know). This forum has had alot of activity with Joe Mama, BSAMS, MisterJLA and all them getting ass raped. No offense, I admire your spirit. In the face of overwhelming odds they continue to make asses of themselves. It's the conservative way!

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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
This forum doesn't get a lot of activity. You should try the Comic Book, Media and Politics sections.


Why thank you for responding, Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk, (is that name German?). That was very polite of you, unlike some other posters I could name.

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 Originally Posted By: bing crosby
well babycakes um right here. come an give daddy uh hug.


**SWOON**

Oh, Bing.

Take me. Take me right here on the dining room table. Make me feel like the woman Joe Mama is.

Mommy

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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Oh Bing, you know he can't help making those snorting noises when you're thrusting your cock into his bleeding ass.

He's just a boy for heaven's sake.


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More molestation memories and gay fantasies. My work here is nearing completion. All that's left is the inevitable meltdown, followed by some variation on the goodbye post.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
More molestation memories and gay fantasies. My work here is nearing completion. All that's left is the inevitable meltdown, followed by some variation on the goodbye post.


You keep mentioning this "inevitable" meltdown. Any predictions on when that might happen? Or is that just something you need to tell yourself so you can feel like a "winner"?

Mommy wants to know.


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 Originally Posted By: YourMommy
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
More molestation memories and gay fantasies. My work here is nearing completion. All that's left is the inevitable meltdown, followed by some variation on the goodbye post.


You keep mentioning this "inevitable" meltdown. Any predictions on when that might happen? Or is that just something you need to tell yourself so you can feel like a "winner"?

Mommy wants to know.


Judging by this post, it's coming sooner rather than later. But I can be patient. It makes what comes next that much more enjoyable for the rest of us.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: YourMommy
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
More molestation memories and gay fantasies. My work here is nearing completion. All that's left is the inevitable meltdown, followed by some variation on the goodbye post.


You keep mentioning this "inevitable" meltdown. Any predictions on when that might happen? Or is that just something you need to tell yourself so you can feel like a "winner"?

Mommy wants to know.


Judging by this post, it's coming sooner rather than later. But I can be patient. It makes what comes next that much more enjoyable for the rest of us.


Okay, so no prediction. Do you still get to feel like a "winner"?

And, you know you're not very patient. You get all fidgety and start touching your penis through the hole you make in your pants pockets. I think it might be better if you would just move on to another subject.

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 Originally Posted By: YourMommy
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
More molestation memories and gay fantasies. My work here is nearing completion. All that's left is the inevitable meltdown, followed by some variation on the goodbye post.


You keep mentioning this "inevitable" meltdown. Any predictions on when that might happen? Or is that just something you need to tell yourself so you can feel like a "winner"?

Mommy wants to know.


According to Joe the "meltdown" has been "imminent" since yesterday. Yeah, he's a rock. Wonder which typos I've made will Joe use against me now? Or will he just say "I win" again?


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 Originally Posted By: David Canary
 Originally Posted By: YourMommy
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
More molestation memories and gay fantasies. My work here is nearing completion. All that's left is the inevitable meltdown, followed by some variation on the goodbye post.


You keep mentioning this "inevitable" meltdown. Any predictions on when that might happen? Or is that just something you need to tell yourself so you can feel like a "winner"?

Mommy wants to know.


According to Joe the "meltdown" has been "imminent" since yesterday. Yeah, he's a rock. Wonder which typos I've made will Joe use against me now? Or will he just say "I win" again?

I know! I know! Pick me!


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Wow you guys are getting really pathetic, deleating my sig like that.

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I'll be sad when those alts go away. It's been fun making them the Tina to my Ike Turner.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I'll be sad when those alts go away. It's been fun making them the Tina to my Ike Turner.


You know, if I were as delusional as you are, I'd convince myself of something...cooler? Like, I don't know, that all women love me or I am the coolest guy on earth. Not arbitrarily declaring victory when there is no parameter for victory.

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 Originally Posted By: Serpico
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I'll be sad when those alts go away. It's been fun making them the Tina to my Ike Turner.


You know, if I were as delusional as you are, I'd convince myself of something...cooler? Like, I don't know, that all women love me or I am the coolest guy on earth. Not arbitrarily declaring victory when there is no parameter for victory.


I'm gonna let BSAMS judge this one, but I'd call this another victory for the good guy.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Serpico
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I'll be sad when those alts go away. It's been fun making them the Tina to my Ike Turner.


You know, if I were as delusional as you are, I'd convince myself of something...cooler? Like, I don't know, that all women love me or I am the coolest guy on earth. Not arbitrarily declaring victory when there is no parameter for victory.


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How many times is Joe going make me look like a fool?

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Serpico
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I'll be sad when those alts go away. It's been fun making them the Tina to my Ike Turner.


You know, if I were as delusional as you are, I'd convince myself of something...cooler? Like, I don't know, that all women love me or I am the coolest guy on earth. Not arbitrarily declaring victory when there is no parameter for victory.


I'm gonna let BSAMS judge this one, but I'd call this another victory for the good guy.


On behalf of the good guy, I accept your surrender and admission of unadulterated stupidity.

Thank you. I'd like to say you were a worthy opponent, but I try not to lie that much.

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 Originally Posted By: TheTranslator
 Originally Posted By: Serpico
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I'll be sad when those alts go away. It's been fun making them the Tina to my Ike Turner.


You know, if I were as delusional as you are, I'd convince myself of something...cooler? Like, I don't know, that all women love me or I am the coolest guy on earth. Not arbitrarily declaring victory when there is no parameter for victory.


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How many times is Joe going make me look like a fool?


Tranlating for the Translator

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I love Joe Mama. Think I'll kiss his ass.


Or maybe the Translator is your alt Joe? Probaly, you seem like the self-aggrandizing type.

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Well THAT was a desperate post!

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: YourMommy
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Serpico
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I'll be sad when those alts go away. It's been fun making them the Tina to my Ike Turner.


You know, if I were as delusional as you are, I'd convince myself of something...cooler? Like, I don't know, that all women love me or I am the coolest guy on earth. Not arbitrarily declaring victory when there is no parameter for victory.


I'm gonna let BSAMS judge this one, but I'd call this another victory for the good guy.


On behalf of the good guy, I accept your surrender and admission of unadulterated stupidity.

Thank you. I'd like to say you were a worthy opponent, but I try not to lie that much.

Love,
Mommy


It's amazing how this asshole can ignore everything and still claim victory.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Well THAT was a desperate post!

I win again!!!


You shouldn't throw stones in glasses houses.

Automatic loss

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 Originally Posted By: Serpico
 Originally Posted By: TheTranslator
 Originally Posted By: Serpico
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I'll be sad when those alts go away. It's been fun making them the Tina to my Ike Turner.


You know, if I were as delusional as you are, I'd convince myself of something...cooler? Like, I don't know, that all women love me or I am the coolest guy on earth. Not arbitrarily declaring victory when there is no parameter for victory.


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How many times is Joe going make me look like a fool?


Tranlating for the Translator

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I love Joe Mama. Think I'll kiss his ass.


Or maybe the Translator is your alt Joe? Probaly, you seem like the self-aggrandizing type.



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 Originally Posted By: Serpico
 Originally Posted By: YourMommy
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Serpico
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I'll be sad when those alts go away. It's been fun making them the Tina to my Ike Turner.


You know, if I were as delusional as you are, I'd convince myself of something...cooler? Like, I don't know, that all women love me or I am the coolest guy on earth. Not arbitrarily declaring victory when there is no parameter for victory.


I'm gonna let BSAMS judge this one, but I'd call this another victory for the good guy.


On behalf of the good guy, I accept your surrender and admission of unadulterated stupidity.

Thank you. I'd like to say you were a worthy opponent, but I try not to lie that much.

Love,
Mommy


It's amazing how this asshole can ignore everything and still claim victory.


Not really, especially when you consider he's probably a Republican.


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 Originally Posted By: Serpico
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Well THAT was a desperate post!

I win again!!!


You shouldn't throw stones in glasses houses.

Automatic loss


The racist fucked up his own post!

I win again!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Serpico
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Well THAT was a desperate post!

I win again!!!


You shouldn't throw stones in glasses houses.

Automatic loss



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Wow you guys are getting really pathetic, deleating my sig like that.

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