Halo...I'd stop now if I were you.
You served up a fastball straight down the middle and Joe crushed it. Deal with it. Hit the showers, shake it off and come back another day.
You trying to defend yourself is making you look that much more pathetic. I find this whole war vaguely amusing but, mostly inane and mind numbingly dull.
However, on the few occasions where I've laughed out loud, Joe was the reason...he's killing you guys all by himself and he shows no signs of slowing down.
You can't win. Hell, the toothbrush gagging statement did half Joe's work for him. He barely had to try on that one. I advise you go to a board where the posters don't live to crush the souls of the slow witted. Then you can practice/sharpen whatever skills you have and return armed with something genuinely funny.
Until then, you appear to be in way over your head.
Just trying to look out for ya, playa...do whatever you want.
