I don't know if you guys will have any luck. You see, shes Mexican.
Even better. That way I can persuade her to marry me for citizenship. Afterwards, I'll make sure she stays home barefoot picking my many strawberry fields.
No lettuce patch?
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock