Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I see Joe hasn't taught you how to roll over and play dead yet.


No but I did learn that saying "I win" has power over you all.

I win
I win
I win
I win

Now shut the fuck up.



Damn, Joe really did break you.

Not that there was any doubt.

Now roll over and play dead. Good doggie!


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi