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I've been trying to enter an open, friendly, and (hopefully) romantic relationship with 655321. I sent her a few PMs and she immediately shot me down. At first I thought she just wasn't convinced that I was serious, so I wrote her a letter at AFCORE: http://forum.afcore.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1137&p=13915#p13915But she seemed, for the most part, non-responsive. I think she still feels that I'm just trying to trick her into an embarrassing situation, but I'm not sure what I can do further to inform her how wrong she is. I feeling really depressed that I can't open up a dialog with this interesting girl. 
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I've been trying to enter an open, friendly, and (hopefully) romantic relationship with 655321. I sent her a few PMs and she immediately shot me down. At first I thought she just wasn't convinced that I was serious, so I wrote her a letter at AFCORE: http://forum.afcore.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1137&p=13915#p13915But she seemed, for the most part, non-responsive. I think she still feels that I'm just trying to trick her into an embarrassing situation, but I'm not sure what I can do further to inform her how wrong she is. I feeling really depressed that I can't open up a dialog with this interesting girl. maybe because she's 12 tool?
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Throw yourself in front of a moving vehicle, false Pariah! She will then understand that your intent is real!
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In which case, we can at least be friends. I'm not all about sex. But if we really wanted to, we could wait until she's of consenting age.
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In which case, we can at least be friends. I'm not all about sex. But if we really wanted to, we could wait until she's of consenting age. or you could rape her virgin cherry you sick pervert... i'm reporting you.
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In which case, we can at least be friends. I'm not all about sex. But if we really wanted to, we could wait until she's of consenting age. You have no game whatsoever.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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I've been trying to enter an open, friendly, and (hopefully) romantic relationship with 655321. I sent her a few PMs and she immediately shot me down. At first I thought she just wasn't convinced that I was serious, so I wrote her a letter at AFCORE: http://forum.afcore.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1137&p=13915#p13915But she seemed, for the most part, non-responsive. I think she still feels that I'm just trying to trick her into an embarrassing situation, but I'm not sure what I can do further to inform her how wrong she is. I feeling really depressed that I can't open up a dialog with this interesting girl. I feel icky being nice to your dumbass, but seriously, I feel for you. Just give her space and let her know you are available for...whatever.
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In which case, we can at least be friends. I'm not all about sex. But if we really wanted to, we could wait until she's of consenting age. or you could rape her virgin cherry you sick pervert... This will probably work ^
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In which case, we can at least be friends. I'm not all about sex. But if we really wanted to, we could wait until she's of consenting age. You have no game whatsoever. I don't need game. I'm in love.
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I feel icky being nice to your dumbass, but seriously, I feel for you. Just give her space and let her know you are available for...whatever. Thank you. 
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I feel icky being nice to your dumbass, but seriously, I feel for you. Just give her space and let her know you are available for...whatever. I love this guy! I do!
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I feel icky being nice to your dumbass, but seriously, I feel for you. Just give her space and let her know you are available for...whatever. Thank you.  Your welcome...asshole 
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I feel icky being nice to your dumbass, but seriously, I feel for you. Just give her space and let her know you are available for...whatever. I love this guy! I do! Are you a chick? If not then I have no use for you.
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I feel icky being nice to your dumbass, but seriously, I feel for you. Just give her space and let her know you are available for...whatever. Thank you. alternatively if you want to go hunting for pedo-game try http://www.nexopia.com
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In which case, we can at least be friends. I'm not all about sex. But if we really wanted to, we could wait until she's of consenting age. You have no game whatsoever. I don't need game. I'm in love. Please...that's when you need it the most.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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This "Pariah" stains my name with his pedofilic nature!
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In which case, we can at least be friends. I'm not all about sex. But if we really wanted to, we could wait until she's of consenting age. You have no game whatsoever. I don't need game. I'm in love. Please...that's when you need it the most. The Bastards got a point, Asshole.
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In which case, we can at least be friends. I'm not all about sex. But if we really wanted to, we could wait until she's of consenting age. You have no game whatsoever. I don't need game. I'm in love. Please...that's when you need it the most. The Bastards got a point, Asshole. Ummm...I believe the correct response at this point would be: I WIN AGAIN!!!!
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Pariah,
First off I would write her some poetry. If your are not a poet, cut and paste Hot Love lyrics from Twisted Sister's "Love Is For Suckers" album. Chicks cannot resist this, and as Twisted Sister is a high octane testosterone band, most likely she has never heard the song.
Second, send her pictures of puppies, they don't have to be yours but tell her they are yours. If the relationship continues and she comes to your place simply tell her you gave them away to a needy family that lost their puppies during Hurricane Katrina.
Last but most importantly tell her you are a good listener. Make sure you listen closely to her response if you don't it will blow the whole "I'm a good listener" shtick.
I hope this helps.
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Stop raping children in my name, defiler! are you people still going on about the whomod's daughter alt?
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Pariah,
First off I would write her some poetry. If your are not a poet, cut and paste Hot Love lyrics from Twisted Sister's "Love Is For Suckers" album. Chicks cannot resist this, and as Twisted Sister is a high octane testosterone band, most likely she has never heard the song.
Second, send her pictures of puppies, they don't have to be yours but tell her they are yours. If the relationship continues and she comes to your place simply tell her you gave them away to a needy family that lost their puppies during Hurricane Katrina.
Last but most importantly tell her you are a good listener. Make sure you listen closely to her response if you don't it will blow the whole "I'm a good listener" shtick.
I hope this helps.
-basamas I'll try that. Thanks. You guys are the best!
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Pariah,
First off I would write her some poetry. If your are not a poet, cut and paste Hot Love lyrics from Twisted Sister's "Love Is For Suckers" album. Chicks cannot resist this, and as Twisted Sister is a high octane testosterone band, most likely she has never heard the song.
Second, send her pictures of puppies, they don't have to be yours but tell her they are yours. If the relationship continues and she comes to your place simply tell her you gave them away to a needy family that lost their puppies during Hurricane Katrina.
Last but most importantly tell her you are a good listener. Make sure you listen closely to her response if you don't it will blow the whole "I'm a good listener" shtick.
I hope this helps.
-basamas Game.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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In which case, we can at least be friends. I'm not all about sex. But if we really wanted to, we could wait until she's of consenting age. You have no game whatsoever. I don't need game. I'm in love. Please...that's when you need it the most. The Bastards got a point, Asshole. Ummm...I believe the correct response at this point would be: I WIN AGAIN!!!! Don't let it go to your head or anything.
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Pariah,
First off I would write her some poetry. If your are not a poet, cut and paste Hot Love lyrics from Twisted Sister's "Love Is For Suckers" album. Chicks cannot resist this, and as Twisted Sister is a high octane testosterone band, most likely she has never heard the song.
Second, send her pictures of puppies, they don't have to be yours but tell her they are yours. If the relationship continues and she comes to your place simply tell her you gave them away to a needy family that lost their puppies during Hurricane Katrina.
Last but most importantly tell her you are a good listener. Make sure you listen closely to her response if you don't it will blow the whole "I'm a good listener" shtick.
I hope this helps.
-basamas I'll try that. Thanks. You guys are the best! you've done well here today, you deserve it. my proudest moment was when you got them to unlock their board, then you didnt register anyways, and now they are crying becasue you harassed them into it, for no reason. brilliant.
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Stop raping children in my name, defiler! yeah, rape them in halo's name instead. NO! Rape them in Starhearts name. they could only be male children then.
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In which case, we can at least be friends. I'm not all about sex. But if we really wanted to, we could wait until she's of consenting age. You have no game whatsoever. I don't need game. I'm in love. Please...that's when you need it the most. The Bastards got a point, Asshole. Ummm...I believe the correct response at this point would be: I WIN AGAIN!!!! Don't let it go to your head or anything. You go to my head enough for the both of us....
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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you've done well here today, you deserve it. my proudest moment was when you got them to unlock their board, then you didnt register anyways, and now they are crying becasue you harassed them into it, for no reason. brilliant. Now I'm all misty. On a more reassuring note: I've gotten her to respond again. I've got my foot in the door!
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tell her you like to spoon afterwards.
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Ask her out on a date, or watch a romantic movie at home. Suggestion: TROY.
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Ask her out on a date, or watch a romantic movie at home. Suggestion: TROY. black SOM speaks the truth...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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tell her you like to spoon afterwards. and ask her which spoon she prefers to be. womerns likes that.
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Ask her out on a date, or watch a romantic movie at home. Suggestion: TROY. Might I recommend There Will Be Blood or Boogie Nights? Long movies = lots of time for making out.
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you've done well here today, you deserve it. my proudest moment was when you got them to unlock their board, then you didnt register anyways, and now they are crying becasue you harassed them into it, for no reason. brilliant. Now I'm all misty. On a more reassuring note: I've gotten her to respond again. I've got my foot in the door! Unfortunately, Mummy thinks that's all you're going to get into her. Unless, of course, she's blind, smelling impaired and suffers from immeasurably low self esteem and has decided that life is no longer worth living.
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