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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -- Rita Rudner

This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?" -- Judy Tenuta

He tricked me into marrying him. He told me he was pregnant. -- Carol Leifer

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -- -- -- Wendy Liebman

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -- Erma Bombeck

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. -- Sue Grafton

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -- -- -- Roseanne

I would love to speak a foreign language, but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. -- Sue Kolinsky

I think --therefore I'm single. -- Lizz Winstead

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." -- Elayne Boosler

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." -- Gilda Radner

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -- Maryon Pearson

"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." -- Bella Abzug

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." -- Margaret Thatcher

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinem

"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." -- Gloria Steinem

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." -- -- Katharine Hepburn

"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." -- Marie Corelli

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" -- Linda Ellerbee

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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The vile one returns! Did you finish having sex with minors in my name?

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 Originally Posted By: PARlAH
The vile one returns! Did you finish having sex with minors in my name?


Halo was the one going out to meet your little sister. Pay attention!

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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
 Originally Posted By: PARlAH
The vile one returns! Did you finish having sex with minors in my name?


Halo was the one going out to meet your little sister. Pay attention!


How much attention do you pay to little girls?

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 Originally Posted By: Barry Gibb
 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
 Originally Posted By: PARlAH
The vile one returns! Did you finish having sex with minors in my name?


Halo was the one going out to meet your little sister. Pay attention!


How much attention do you pay to little girls?



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