RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts If my blood was acid.

I'd gladly bleed all over you assholes.

oh please, that's lamer than Shia Labeof being marion Ravenwood + Indy's son.

Or the Crystal Skull being aliens from roswell

Spoilers!

I got a spoiler for ya- joe mama will swallow for any man. His tranny pimp told me so.

I did tell him that. Key to this busy is to keep the customers happy.

Yeah, I read all about it in LITG.

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