RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat Why Halo Fails

Halo has repeatedly insulted us in varying ways, including, but not limited to, calling us "rob's whores."

Despite this, he wants his "friends" at IF to post here and interact with us. More tellingly, he claims to want US to register at IF and start posting there.

If, as Halo claims, we were all losers and whores, he wouldn't want us on his beloved forum and he wouldn't want his allies spending their time here.

Therefore, his actions would appear to demonstrate that, contrary to his assertions, he realizes that he needs us to make his failure board, if not entire life, interesting.

This might make sense...in a vacuum...

And you're just now figuring this out? Get with the times!

I came back to help Whomod.

dude, not trying to pull you down from your soapbox or anything, but... do you think this stuff through before you type it?

By making him look even more like a pathetic wimp who couldn't defend himself?

Regardless, that explanation is contradicted by subsequent actions.

If, as you claim, your intent was to attack whomod, you wouldn't be asking us to join your board where we could 'pick on' him there too.

No, clearly, this is an attempt on your part to get us to pay attention to you and your IF.

Truly a desperate cry for help

vac·u·um Audio Help (vāk'yōō-əm, -yōōm, -yəm) Pronunciation Key
n. pl. vac·u·ums or vac·u·a (-yōō-ə)


Absence of matter.
A space empty of matter.
A space relatively empty of matter.
A space in which the pressure is significantly lower than atmospheric pressure.
A state of emptiness; a void.
A state of being sealed off from external or environmental influences; isolation.
pl. vac·uums A vacuum cleaner.


What doesn't make sense to you, Sammitch? That I'm saying only in a world without variations would G-man's logic would make sense? That only [in] a world that had unassailable constants would I be the failure G-man thinks I am? Cause another application for the word vacuum. (fragment) A space of emptiness that never changes.

...Go out and fight twenty people by yourself. Hell, offer to come to the Insurgancy [Insurgency - I thought you went there every day!] by yourself and pick a fight...

I'm just impressed you dusted off the [online] dictionary when pulling your 'a-game' together, man. I mean seriously, that was probably the most verbose 'yeah, right - and then you woke up!' I've heard in a long time. I was so impressed I went over it and polished it up a little for you! way to be!

while you've got the dictionary up, see if you can alt+tab over to the spell-checker too. thanks.

So essentially you said something stupid and now you're backpeddling? [backpedaling]

Some things never change.

I'm really confused now. I don't know who to root for.

Which party promises dinosaur wrestling and a hippy liquidation program?

You could just admit you were wrong instead of trying to malign me over my spelling to distract from your mistake.

I'm really confused now. I don't know who to root for.

Which party promises dinosaur wrestling and a hippy liquidation program?

I'm really confused now. I don't know who to root for.

Which party promises dinosaur wrestling and a hippy liquidation program?

we have boobie pics...

So do we, asshole.

We even have a entire section for Power Girl and my shrine for Masika Hargitay.

So do we, asshole.

We even have a entire section for Power Girl and my shrine for Masika [Mariska] Hargitay.

If nothing else, you can at least respect their admiration for PG's boobs.

remember that post about the difference between intentional departures from mechanical writing conventions and the symptoms of dyslexia?

that post was spelled correctly too.

I dunno about dinosaurs, but Halo is a hippy.

Well you see, I intentionally don't give a fuck about my spelling. Hell, I've been intentionally [sure jq, surrrrre] misspelling interesting to fuck with Joe Mama's dumbass.

So shut the fuck up.

Speaking of interesting, Sammitch has been all but silent until he shut himself in the foot and now he's desperately trying to exculpate [ooooooooo, shiny!] himself by making me look stupid (yeah, I know, some stupid bitch is gonna come around and say "you do that to yourself").

I was gonna reply to the first part until I realized that you came back to it. again, while you have attempted to point out where I purportedly 'shot myself in the foot', you haven't nailed down how the actual shooting takes place. you made a poor choice of wording for the context given, regardless of whether or not you intended it or whether or not it actually works. mechanically it lacks the impetus you were trying to lend it. no amount of posturing or bitching will change that.

but why am I going to such lengths? why do I nitpick with you and nobody else? besides the fact that it's so damned hilarious to see your reactions, I deem it necessary because there's nothing more pitiable (or laughable) than someone so staggeringly inarticulate as yourself attempting to disparage the intelligence of others. when you do get out the thesaurus and try to sound clever, you wield the english language like a seven-year-old brandishing his dad's shotgun. it both saddens and amuses me. if you didn't try and prop yourself up on such obviously shaky legs, nobody would be trying to sit you back down before you hurt yourself. I'm just trying to sit you back down before you hurt yourself. while laughing at you. does that make me a terrible person? I like to think so.

I wouldn't call me 'silent' tonight, either. between rendering and postwork for a few animation projects and being routinely distracted by the show you and your friends have been putting on, I've just been a little too busy to do much more than poke at your grammar and usage. which doesn't even take that much effort, really.

chicamama wow


big words

Pure chicanery [ooooo, shiny!!!]

You were silent Sammitch. You nitpick because you feel stupid. Which you are. But more then that you're a coward who can't admit to being wrong. Just like when you weaseled your way out of being the one to suggest raiding PW. "Nobody a problem with you guys...I just...we wanted to recruit you. YEAH, that's the ticket".

When all else fails you fall back to your default positions of "I'm just messing with you, I'm really a good guy" or "I just like to see your reaction cause it's funny". To the latter I maintain you're are a pathetic worm who needs to heckle at other people's shortcomings and imperfections to ignore your own. It could be worse though. You could be a schizophrenic pedophile (Pariah) or a repressed homosexual egomaniac (Joe Mama).

And how long did it take you to find the pw raid thread?

I'll bet you were quite pleased. see, I don't backpedal (or backpeddle if you like) when I have no reason to. if you'd go over there and see the thread I made there, you'd see that it was nowhere near what you'd like to make of it. trying to comment on my intent is going to get you about as far as trying to comment on how misunderstood hal jordan's judgment was.

my shortcomings are way too hard to ignore. hell, self-deprecation is half my schtick on here. and again, I don't single out others' shortcomings until it becomes necessary. your pseudointellectual posturing made that necessary. see, most of us are comfortable enough with our level of intelligence that we see no need to prove it. oops, I made a grammatical error back there! how sad for me! but how many "your are such an idiot!" posts do we have to tolerate before you realize how incredibly hypocritical you sound when you parade your superior intelligence around in the form of sixth-grade mechanical errors? see, my 'nitpicking' has less than nothing to do with your 'shortcomings', which everyone already knows are legion. it's got everything to do with the inconsistency between the persona you attempt to create and the pitiable lack of substance behind it.

You are a liar. And I'm sure that thread is full of your lies.

BTW, why is it that you capitalize some of the time and don't others? I thought you didn't do it on purpose. You accidentally hit the shift key? I'm sure you made nice

Somehow I doubt the spelling of words on a shit hole like this has anything to do with real intelligence. At any givin time I've got a dozne of you morons to respond to so I throw out those responses as fast as I can so's that I can get on to the next one, respond to posts/pm's at the Insurgency, and do my own work. So yeah, I make a_lot of mistakes. You act like that's indicative of who I am because you've got NOTHING else. [actually I just concentrate on that because everything else has been done already and I would hate to detract from the quality of their work.] You made a "mechanical error" [where again? I can't be arsed to look it up] in questioning whether or not I knew what I was talking about and now complain about me not recognizing mine? You call me a hypocrite? And IMMEDIATELY After I point out your "mechanical error" you launch with the assault on correcting my spelling?

For the record, I try to keep my posts simple as possible because everytime I challenge one of you on the intellectual level you bitches call it a "meltdown". Go back to your short heckling posts and sigging my posts Sammitch, it's all your good at.

I thought they were chicanery. or was it sophistry you called it prior to your previous meltdown? or have you just been too busy to hunt down another big-sounding word? watching you trying to be articulate is like watching snarf hit on harley.

good job with the fragment there at the end. I capitalize some words because I find it necessary. I capitalize I because I readily admit to being a narcissistic bastard. I capitalize God because - well, that doesn't even need explained I don't think. I capitalize President because regardless of what impressionable little minds like yours think of the man, his office alone makes him worthy of at least that much respect. I capitalize what I feel like capitalizing. which is kind of the point - I have the ability and better judgment to be aware of my own spelling, grammar and usage and tailor it as I see fit. you don't even come into one of my threads without your trusty [online] dictionary.

you try to keep your posts as simple as possible? your torrid confessions to joe, your furious comic-forum 'rebuttals' of grimm and doc, your point-by-point replies to every little claim I make. all of that? forbid we should let you challenge us on 'the' intellectual level.

Ummmm, what's a vacuum George?