No Zzap! I will NOT go to your board and watch you beat your kids! Enough is enough!
Fortunately I'm secure enough in my qualities as a father of two that I'm beyond your capacity to insult.
Zzap!
Guess what.
I win again. "Again?" Oh, Dude, you're the last one here to make that claim.
Besides, aren't you afraid that Joe Mama going to be upset with you for stealing his gimmick?
Zzap!