Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Barry Gibb
 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Barry Gibb
No. We're not here to cause trouble for trouble's sake. We're not here to insult you for the hell of it. We're here cause you deserve it.


If you're here because "we deserve it" then it's not for the hell of it.

Nice try though.


Good. You keep on trying to figure out our logic. That should keep you plenty busy. Now if you only had a rubber band you'd be set through the holidays.

Zzap!


If you're not here for the hell of it, then that means you're here for a purpose.



Didn't I say we're not here for the hell of it? You are insane.



Nonononono! You don't get it! I'm crafting a syllogism.

If you're not here for the hell of it, then you're here for a purpose.

((PURPOSE)==("You deserve it"))

If you're here for a purpose, then you're not here for the hell of it.

(("You deserve it")==(PURPOSE))

If you're here for a purpose that != "fun" then that means you're taking the internet seriously. So seriously that you would commit suicide if the mother of one of your rivals at school pretended to be your boyfriend and told you that you were a worthless individual.

i.e. That makes you pathetic retards.


Okay, Barry's right, you are thinking waaaaay to hard on this. No syllogism is going to work. Pretend you're the Batman trying to convince the Joker of his inherent wrongness (illogic) and the evil in the acts he commits.

It's just not going to work.

Zzap!

Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."