Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves
I'm not sure exactly what's working. That we noticed you?

I have a small observation, if I may.

I'm not sure what the insurgency is, exactly, and can't really be arsed finding out.

The single thing that is clear is that you haven't grasped the fact that the people here have been shitting all over each other - and a people from a variety of other message boards - for most of this century. Other people have been here over the years and tried identical stunts to interrupt this board. I can't even remember who most of them were.

This message board is the broadband equivalent of an island of guano. You're just adding another thin layer of poop. No one will even bother to scrape it off. It just adds to the aroma.

The most likely consequence of your "truly excellent stuff" is that you'll get bored after a fortnight, and Halo will follow you back to your home and pat you all on the back - possibly with an extra-special reach around for you - for doing such good work. Maybe one of two of you will stick around as lurkers for 6 months (when we raided the Green Day message board 6 years ago one of the girls there fell in love with Basti and followed him back here, and hung around for a few months).

And in three or four years someone here will say, "Remember that guy Halo? He was the weak link of those insurgency guys." And everyone else will struggle to think who the fuck Halo is.

Anyway, don't let me interrupt. Keep up the good work. I wouldn't want you to stop. It would irritate the gritty bastards here who want to poke fun at you.


I have another observation. We are getting to you to the point you refuse to admit it.