RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat Why Halo Fails

Sounds like you have a problem.

then I'm in good company. and it doesn't make your spelling any better.

I made a new avatar just for you.

PARlAH content User 25+ posts Fri May 23 2008 10:44 PM Reading a post
Forum: Random Chat - sponsored by PJP
Thread: Why Halo Fails

Further proof he's defeated you.

You do. That's why you stay and keep trying to defend yourself even as you keep getting pimp-slapped by even the least of us. I mean, PCG owned you.



I did that. You and your buttboys had the decency to come to me. You got tossed around and beaten like whomod does to his daughter (only I do it figuratively, not literally).



I offered to come to come there. Didn't offer to "pick a fight," though. I couldn't anyways. Your board has rules against that sort of thing. Please tell me those rules are a joke, by the way. Not only do they prove that this board is better (freedom of speech - any speech - is a beautiful thing), they show why you were destined to fail in your "raid." You weren't practiced in flame wars where anything goes and anything can be said.



You hope. You hope beyond hope. Bad enough to look like a joke here. But on your own message board? I can't see you wanting that.



Iggy and Sikkbones seem like pretty good people. They'd fit in well here. They get the in-jokes and get into the spirit of these boards. You never could. That is why you're a failure.



You hoped we'd start with you so you could run to the admins, cry "hate posts!!!", get people banned, and claim it a victory. Let's face it, that's the truth. But you're a good boy anyways. You didn't make poopies in your crate.

Whoa, I like Whomod. He looks like Robert Smith from The Cure and he dares to struggle, dares to win.

You must be prowd.

Not 'bout caring spelling on a message is proof of nothing.

Thus Spake Zarathustra.

That's the first time anyone has ever quoted Nietzsche on the internet and had someone else respond with a pro wrestler icon.

The cosmos still holds novelty for us all.

You would do well to heed the words of Behr Jason.

The weak have one weapon: the errors of those who think they are strong

Did you know the ankh is an Egyptian fertility symbol? The round loop of an ankh is the vagina and its attached to a cross representing a penis and testicles.

So every time you see Dr Fate in a comic book blast an ankh from his clenched fist in an effort to defeat some sort of mystical foe, as he does, then you should realise:

a. he's actually up to his wrists in pussy; and

b. whoever is on the receiving end of it just got turkeyslapped.

Kind of puts the entire Golden Age of Comics into perspective.

Dr Fate. Heh.

Now, you see, this is the INTERNET, you can't really use such mumbo jumbo here. Because your supposed "strength" is basically worthless when it remains on the Internet.
Even in the extremely unlikely event that you win a victory here, what have you really won?

My strength is not the issue. Dave has chosen to follow Joe Mama and the others. I sense he does so not out of genuine dislike for us but because he seeks to side with the aggressor. Perhaps now the quote will be more clear to you.

wait. you come to our message boards and we are the aggressor?

HA HA

You don't know how to capitalize. I is smarter then you. I know how to spell Vangina.

exactly...

Our.....initial aggression? You'll have to be more specific, these boards have ALWAYS been aggressive and anyone who can't take it have never been forced to stay

....Okay?

There were no aggressions. They've come here because they want us to change the way we interact with each other on our own board.

yet somehow they feel the need to come back and bring more losers with them...

Exactly, these boards have always been aggressive. If people can't take it, how on earth is that our fault? We're not forcing them to do anything

Yes. They have. Which is exactly why I'm passing judgement.

What a coincidence. That's exactly why I'm passing gas.

a time-honoured tradition, too

So you can't be the aggressors beacause you are always aggressive?

That's too dumb even for you all.

It makes sense if you actually pay attention.

The RKMBs are filled with aggressive posters. Anyone who comes here will figure that out first hand. So if you choose to stay and get your feelings hurt, it's your own fault because that's just the nature of this place. Since you bunch seek to change our nature, you in fact become the true aggressors.

We're not the ones trying to change people.

i can singlehandly bitch slap every one of you but i only choose to toy with the worthy around here.. and your agressive.. only to 8 year old girls i'm sure.

So you can't be the aggressor cause your board is filled with a aggressive posters?

You mean the ones you think you can handle?