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Great work today guys. Saw some truly excellent stuff.
And, I'm very pleased to report that it's obviously working. Even as I type this, Rob Kampahusen (or someone using his account) is currently posting some spam or other idiocies at the Insurgency.
Unfortunately, he obviously didn't read our rules and I'm going to have to ask him to change his very pornographic signature, or I'll change it for him, because we don't allow those types of filthy, homoerotic pictures on our board.
It's working.
Zzap!
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Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
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Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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if it's gay porn, it really is rob. specifically if he is in the pictures....
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Rellik content User 25+ posts Fri May 23 2008 10:45 PM Reading a post
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Viva La Insurgency.
May Rob's Brothel and all the morons who are loyal to it die in hell.
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Do we die first or go to hell?
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I mean, cause, I was under the impression you had to be dead to go to hell. Maybe I'm wrong, I don't know.
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Do we die first or go to hell? Go to hell first. Then die. Seems like it would be worse.
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Ok, but how do we get to hell without being dead?
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Ok, but how do we get to hell without being dead? Get on the highway.
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Join us Mxyzptlk! Shit upon this waste land with us!
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Son, me and my buds gave birth to this wasteland many years ago when we came to shit all over it.
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Ok, but how do we get to hell without being dead? Read "Dante's Inferno". I believe you'll find the instructions in there. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Zzap, Dante's Inferno is a work of fiction.
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Zzap, Dante's Inferno is a work of fiction. So is Highway to Hell but I didn't here you questioning that. If you need something more tangable then take a trip to New Jersey.
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Zzap, Dante's Inferno is a work of fiction. True, but so are "Hell" and "I'm Not Mr. Mxyzptlk", for that matter. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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PJP said:
SINISTAR could kick Zod's ass.................easily.
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh
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So go eat. There seems to be plenty of RKMBers here willing to feed you their cocks. In the meantime, go away Pussy, you smell. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Great work today guys. Saw some truly excellent stuff.
And, I'm very pleased to report that it's obviously working. Even as I type this, Rob Kampahusen (or someone using his account) is currently posting some spam or other idiocies at the Insurgency.
Unfortunately, he obviously didn't read our rules and I'm going to have to ask him to change his very pornographic signature, or I'll change it for him, because we don't allow those types of filthy, homoerotic pictures on our board.
It's working.
Zzap! Sikk already fixed that problem for us.
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I'm not sure exactly what's working. That we noticed you?
I have a small observation, if I may.
I'm not sure what the insurgency is, exactly, and can't really be arsed finding out.
The single thing that is clear is that you haven't grasped the fact that the people here have been shitting all over each other - and a people from a variety of other message boards - for most of this century. Other people have been here over the years and tried identical stunts to interrupt this board. I can't even remember who most of them were.
This message board is the broadband equivalent of an island of guano. You're just adding another thin layer of poop. No one will even bother to scrape it off. It just adds to the aroma.
The most likely consequence of your "truly excellent stuff" is that you'll get bored after a fortnight, and Halo will follow you back to your home and pat you all on the back - possibly with an extra-special reach around for you - for doing such good work. Maybe one of two of you will stick around as lurkers for 6 months (when we raided the Green Day message board 6 years ago one of the girls there fell in love with Basti and followed him back here, and hung around for a few months).
And in three or four years someone here will say, "Remember that guy Halo? He was the weak link of those insurgency guys." And everyone else will struggle to think who the fuck Halo is.
Anyway, don't let me interrupt. Keep up the good work. I wouldn't want you to stop. It would irritate the gritty bastards here who want to poke fun at you.
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be careful dave. that post was long enough to be considered an emo rant... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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be careful dave. that post was long enough to be considered an emo rant... Or perhaps a "meltdown".
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I'm not sure exactly what's working. That we noticed you?
I have a small observation, if I may.
I'm not sure what the insurgency is, exactly, and can't really be arsed finding out.
The single thing that is clear is that you haven't grasped the fact that the people here have been shitting all over each other - and a people from a variety of other message boards - for most of this century. Other people have been here over the years and tried identical stunts to interrupt this board. I can't even remember who most of them were.
This message board is the broadband equivalent of an island of guano. You're just adding another thin layer of poop. No one will even bother to scrape it off. It just adds to the aroma.
The most likely consequence of your "truly excellent stuff" is that you'll get bored after a fortnight, and Halo will follow you back to your home and pat you all on the back - possibly with an extra-special reach around for you - for doing such good work. Maybe one of two of you will stick around as lurkers for 6 months (when we raided the Green Day message board 6 years ago one of the girls there fell in love with Basti and followed him back here, and hung around for a few months).
And in three or four years someone here will say, "Remember that guy Halo? He was the weak link of those insurgency guys." And everyone else will struggle to think who the fuck Halo is.
Anyway, don't let me interrupt. Keep up the good work. I wouldn't want you to stop. It would irritate the gritty bastards here who want to poke fun at you.
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Another thing to remember is that since they post at a fascist board they are not used to having and freedom when it comes to what they say. Thats why they think calling up "stupid" and "gay" will hurt us. Being able to do whatever they want is a scary thing for them and I think that is one of the reasons for their extreme gayness.
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Another thing to remember is that since they post at a fascist board they are not used to having and freedom when it comes to what they say. Thats why they think calling up "stupid" and "gay" will hurt us. Being able to do whatever they want is a scary thing for them and I think that is one of the reasons for their extreme gayness.
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No. Our rules say you are not allowe.......never mind we don't have any rules. Go ahead and give it a try.
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No. Our rules say you are not allowe.......never mind we don't have any rules. Go ahead and give it a try.
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I can't wait to witness your brilliance.
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I can't wait to witness your brilliance. 
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I can't wait to witness your brilliance. you just ended a sentence with a preposition.
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I can't wait to witness your brilliance. you just ended a sentence with a preposition. You're not capitalizing. So, is it just that you get to pick and chose what errors matter?
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I can't wait to witness your brilliance. you just ended a sentence with a preposition. You're not capitalizing. So, is it just that you get to pick and cho ose what [which?] errors matter?
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The Insurgency, with only few exceptions, are assimilating nicely. They're enjoying the freedoms this board provides and have even turned on each other in places. The power of the RKMBs is truly undeniable.
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The Insurgency, with only few exceptions, are assimilating nicely. They're enjoying the freedoms this board provides and have even turned on each other in places. The power of the RKMBs is truly undeniable. all praise be to gob and the most powerful force! 
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The Insurgency, with only few exceptions, are assimilating nicely. They're enjoying the freedoms this board provides and have even turned on each other in places. The power of the RKMBs is truly undeniable. turned on each other? Nah, beating on halo i would do 365 days a year and 24 hours a day if i had the chance.. of course most weekends i have a life.
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