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some RKMB'ers are Obsessed with Black People Hmmm?
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Well... \:-\[ sorry to have to pee in your cornflakes but I just read this:

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World's 'oldest' man dies in Ukraine, aged 116

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Last updated 00:07am (Mla time) 12/18/2007

LVIV, Ukraine -- A Ukrainian shepherd believed by some to be world's oldest man has died at the age of 116, authorities in the western Lviv province announced Monday.

Grygory Nestor put his longevity down to never having married: "If I had had a wife, I would have been in a coffin long ago," he told Agence France-Presse in a recent interview.

Nestor's passport and birth certificate put his date of birth as March 15, 1891, but he is thought to have been awaiting confirmation from the Guinness Book of World Records when he passed away.

The Ukrainian media has claimed him as the world's oldest man.

He remained a shepherd until nearly his 100th year, and could still read the newspaper without glasses.

He offered a spartan sampling of other reasons for his long-life: a strict regime of no cigarettes, light drinking and healthy food -- but also a routine of prayer and repentance.

Nestor died on Saturday, in the town of Stary Yarychiv.

"In the next world, all will be well," he once said. "And if that's not the case, a lot of people will run away."



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wow... he sounds like he was quite a character!

"If I had had a wife, I would have been in a coffin long ago,"

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Rob's just hoping Lex will perform the Atomic Leg Drop on him during the honeymoon. Congrats, Rob.


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damn you and your political links!

(though its even funnier, cuz lex is part ukrainian)


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Thanksmas


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
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So New York has legalized gay marriage, huh?

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/techinnovations/2006-07-17-wedding-webcasts_x.htm


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen


damn you and your political links!

(though its even funnier, cuz lex is part ukrainian)


Well, you'd think with over a century of just beating off, he'd also hold the record for biggest forearm.

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damn you and your political links!

(though its even funnier, cuz lex is part ukrainian)


Well, you'd think with over a century of just beating off, he'd also hold the record for biggest forearm.


and here is an actual file photo of the 116 year old guy.. note the HUGE foreams:




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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
oh, and also thank you to everyone that i had not yet thanked


Rob is provisionally heterosexual.

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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
oh, and also thank you to everyone that i had not yet thanked


Be sure not to thank me.

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whoa...


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Rob's Gonna marry a NI


I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.


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Black women am hot lovers! You am just better not finish before they am ready!


You am got a good looking woman there,little robbie person. You know you am gonna have to kill a lot fukers who am gonna want her. Price a man pays for am having a fine ass wife!

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 Originally Posted By: Balloon Knot
Rob's, etc


eeeeasy pal.

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You know you am gonna have to kill a lot fukers who am gonna want her.


this is sparta!


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This is the best "Rob's engaged! Congratulations, buddy!" thread ever!

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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen


this is sparta!



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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen


this is sparta!






Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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Mmmmm..... cake!!!


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Mmmmm....sword!


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Fuck off Rob!

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rex is going to wet himself when he reads that...


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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
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Damnit! Spotted! Congrats, Robo. Yet another guy can't figure out what to get his woman for Christmas, and opts for the tour-de-force. You realize, she's gonna hold you to this, eh?


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Fuck off Rob!

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
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Fuck off Rob!


alright, but you're both after alexis.


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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
rex is going to wet himself when he reads that...


somebuddah headline this thread!!!



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Fuck off Rob!


alright, but you're both after alexis.



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Congrats, Robo. Yet another guy can't figure out what to get his woman for Christmas, and opts for the tour-de-force.


i thought it was an original plan \:\(


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You am gonna havta marry that girl. You am screwed good now.


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 Originally Posted By: URG
You am gonna havta marry that girl. You am screwed good now.


Are you kidding? Lexi's TOTALLY getting the short end of the stick! Rob's a very lucky li'l man who is marrying well above his caste.

(Which is just another way to say congrats to the both of you...)


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Lexi's TOTALLY getting the short end of the stick!




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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
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Lexi's TOTALLY getting the short end of the stick!






Thank yew, thank yew...you're a loverly audience. I'll be here at the Kamphausen Lounge all week. Try the veal and be sure to tip your waitress...


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Throw him over the balcony!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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and alexis hers, by accepting!

we're a blessed couple


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yes of course, but she didn't come with free shipping.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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she comes after expensive shipments arrive!


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did she come with accessories?



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