We've wasted a few days. You guys have wasted years here expressing the things you are too cowardly to express in real life.
You mean like, uh... "I don't want to go to the Navy"?
Actually I wanted to go into the Navy. I didn't want to go back into the Marines and let my contempt for the Corps be known while I was in the Corps. So no.
Oh fuck, what's wrong with me? I'm talking facts and you dickheads aren't intrested in that.
I have a theory. I think that Gob created some sort of mystical force called "The Oakley Force" So Oakley wasn't actually Oakley to begin with, but slowly turned into Oakley and became more and more retarded.
This must be what's happening to Halo, because he's acting more and more like Oakley.