Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Chant
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman


That was the special directors cut, you probably didn't see it. The director and the producers decided that it wasn't nearly gay nor controversial enough, so they decided to make it about a threesome instead. But it didn't make the final cut I'm afraid


Plus, putting you in the movie would've taken you away from your off-set job as horse fluffer.


EXACTLY!!! I'm just a mortal man, I can't be everywhere at once!




Racks be to MisterJLA