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There was a time when me n ROY were the only representatives of a shitty country,but now all these other people are trying to jump on the bandwagon!

Since ROY stopped posting I have been our sole representative which was great cause I knew I was better than all of you (cept Drzsmith of course),but now more intellectual people are joining up!
Stop the invasion before we take over again like we did in the past!

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But my coat is black!

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He was talking about yer arse.

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quote:
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But my coat is black!

African American!

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In Great Britain? Yeah, right.

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There was a time when me n ROY were the only representatives of a shitty country,but now all these other people are trying to jump on the bandwagon!
It's your own fault for breeding with ROY. Now there's fucking millions of us.

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Bloody Essex boy!
Wheres yer crappy XR2?

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Years ago only the indian posted on thease boards,than the white man showed up....

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Thats Native Americans you racist!

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Years ago these boards were waist-deep in buffalo shit.

How many buffalo do you see posting on here now?

None. That's how many.

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fuck! gobdamn you white mother fuckers! now how exactly am I supposed to get my buffalo wing fix?!?!?!?!?!

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I`m glad buffalos dont fly no more,who`d wanna be shit on by one of those beasties?


And before anyone says anything,yes I know Llance would probably enjoy it!

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llance enjoys all kinds of fun injun traditions!

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Eh wot old sock?

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G`day cobber,ya look fair dinkum there so you do!

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Years ago only the indian posted on thease boards,than the white man showed up....
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Thats Native Americans you racist!

Righto,Guvner,awful sorry about that.

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Don't worry Nowhereman -- come next July 4th I'll happily wipe all you Brits out for patriotic fun... [nyah hah]

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quote:
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G`day cobber,ya look fair dinkum there so you do!

Oy! Thas not right, innit!

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Ah c`mon mate,lets throw a few shrimps & snags on the barbie this salvo,and crack open a few tinnies!

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THE STREETS

"Has It Come To This?"

Has It Come To This?
Original Pirate Material
Yer listening to the streets
Lock down your aerial

Make yerself at home
We got diesel or some of that homegrown
Sit back in yer throne, turn off yer phone
Cos this is our zone
Videos, televisions, 64's Playstations
We're paring with precision
Few herbs and a bit of Benson
But don't forget the Rizla,
Lean like the Tower of Pisa
Liza, I'll raise yer,
And this is the day in the life of a Geezer
For this ain't a club track
Pull out yer sack and sit back
Whether you white or black
Smoke weed, chase brown
Or toot rock
We're on a mission, support the cause
Sign a petition, summon all your wisdom
The Music's a gift from the Man on high
The Lord and his children
Triple teenyear rudeboys
Come rain or snow the boodah flows
You don't know?
Stand on the corner watch the show
Cos life moves slow
Sort yer shit out then roll
Sex, Drugs 'n' On The Dole
Some men rise, some men fall
I hear ya call, stand tall now

Has it come to this?
Original Pirate Material
Your listening to the streets
Lock down your aerial

I'm just spitting, think I'm ghetto?
Stop dreaming, my data's streaming
I'm giving your bird them feelings
Touch yer toes and touch the ceiling
We walk the tightrope of street cred
Keep my dogs fed, all jungle all garage heads
Gold teeth, valentinos and dreads
Now, we were verbally slapped up
Physically tip-top, spinally ripped up
I do the science on my laptop, get my boys mashed up
Your listening to The Streets
You'll bear witness to some amazing feats
Bravery in the face of defeat
All line up and grab yer seat
Cos Tony's got a new motor
SR Nova driving like a joyrider
Speeding to the corner
Yer mother warned yer to sound system banger

Has it come to this?
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Your listening to The Streets
Lock down your aerial

My underground train runs from Mile End to Ealing
From Brixton to Boundsgreen
My spitting's dirty my beats are clean
So smoke weed and be lean
I step out my yard through the streets
In the dead heat all I got's my spirit and my beats
I play fair don't cheat
And keep the gangsters sweet
Turn the page, don't rip it out at yer age
Move to the next stage
Lock the rage inside the cage,
Like SK it's New Day
But don't take the shortcut through the subway
It's pay or play, these geezers walk the gangway
Deep seated urban decay, deep seated urban decay,
Rip down posters alight
From last weeks big Garage night
And the next Tyson fight
I cook em at 90 degrees farenheit
And don't copy the copyright
I got em in my sites, blinding with the lights
Taken to dizzy new heights
Blinding with the lights, blinding with the lights
Dizzy new heights

Has It come to this?
Original Pirate Material
Your listening to The Streets
Lock down your aerial.

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That, sir, is an excellent album.

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I didn't read it.

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But you must listen to it.

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What's the song? I don't recognise it.

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Ah c`mon mate,lets throw a few shrimps & snags on the barbie this salvo,and crack open a few tinnies!

This "arvo", you nonce, not "salvo".

"Shrimps" was Paul Hogan's efforts to appeal to a US audience: we say "prawns".

That's not a bad effort otherwise. It could easily be one of my mates. Especially "crack open a few tinnies". Pure Australian.

You've been watching Neighbours again, haven't you?

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I didn't read it.

It's a great TV show!

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A lot of mainstream UK rap artists produce a poor facsimile of US Rap - songs about guns and the amount of chunky gold jewellery they own.

But Mike Skinner from The Streets raps in a South London accent and uses a lot of English slang. And the landscape in his songs is recognisably English.

The first time I heard 'Has it come to this?' was in a record shop and I thought -"Is he taking the piss?" because it sounded so strange to hear someone rapping in an English accent.

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quote:
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I didn't read it.

Hear hear -- reading these boards is like reading Tolkien to me -- read the bulk of it, but skip all the lyrical passages... [biiiig grin]

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I never read Lord of the Rings either. Or The Hobbit.

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I never read Lord of the Rings either. Or The Hobbit.
You missed out on some great hobbit sex scenes that, for some reason, were not included in the film.

At its heart Lord of the Rings is really just an orgy of gay hobbit porn with a story about good vs evil tagged on as an afterthought.

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Well, I guess they do have big feet... and you know what they say about guys with big feet. They wear big shoes.

Of course the girls have big feet too.

Gah. There's no way to find logic here! You lie. Hobbits are stupid wretched Amish creatures. And everyone knows the Amish don't have sex.

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Spoken like someone who has never met an Amish family.

Where do the twelve children per family come from?

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Angels. Lots of angels.

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I have never, ever said "Crack open a few tinnies". Not once. Dave is a filthy lying lawyer man.

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A lot of mainstream UK rap artists produce a poor facsimile of US Rap - songs about guns and the amount of chunky gold jewellery they own.

Bling-bling!

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But Mike Skinner from The Streets raps in a South London accent and uses a lot of English slang. And the landscape in his songs is recognisably English.

The first time I heard 'Has it come to this?' was in a record shop and I thought -"Is he taking the piss?" because it sounded so strange to hear someone rapping in an English accent.

I was watching Australian Broadcasting Corporation's Asia Pacific channel on Sunday morning. they have a show called "Rage" (in Danny's head right now are the words "Rage rage rage ra ra rage!"). I was watching some Australian rappers called the Resin Dogs. Two white guys with typical cheeky Australian humour, the video made in the arse end of Sydney from the looks of it. Quite liked it, but the accent threw me out: Jay Z never sounded like that.

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I have never, ever said "Crack open a few tinnies". Not once. Dave is a filthy lying lawyer man.

Its true!

The bourgeois sophisticates in Melbourne drink chardonnay, anyway.

Go the Eagles!

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You'd have to ask Danny. I'm too busy cracking tinnies.

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It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.


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