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Greetings! I have taken control of this user id in a demonstration of my mighty hacking abilities! stand before me and tremble as I place my mighty wang of truth and justice in front of your lips! or is that sneaky?
or perhaps chewy walrus?
my stash-low.
my vagina-sandy.
let not this important demonstration be lost upon you!
there was a point to this story, but the author has momentarily forgotten it!
yours effervescently,
Pro M. Etheus
Let me tell you something, just because something is in a graphic format doesn't mean it needs to be apologized for. And just because a novel is serious, doesn't mean it's serious fiction. The only thing comics should worry about is telling a good story. You do that and people will find it.
-Brad Meltzer
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I, Pro, have hacked into yet another ID! When will I stop? Will I ever? Soon all your alts will belong to me, and then, when the circuitry can no long contain me, I WILL HACK INTO YOUR REAL BODIES!
Look out, people! I'm coming after you! Especially those of you with full sets of hair.
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Don't tempt me, Knut. Black people have no immunity against the grandness of my hackery...
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See how easily I take away the very essence of Choice? Know my pain, Knurkel! KNOW IT!
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My head is inflated with a sense of self! I will hack all vaginas! I mean...online identities! Look out!!
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I will baconfuck all message boards with hacking skills! Then, it will be THEY who are cockgay! Feel my wrath-like font! COCKGAY!!
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Pro, are you smoking the herb again?
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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I will baconfuck all message boards with hacking skills! Then, it will be THEY who are cockgay! Feel my wrath-like font! COCKGAY!! I always wondered whose alt that was.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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"batard"? Bachelor of Arts in Tardism, reax?
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You're your own special class of tardism.
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Awww... 
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Awww... gay Awww... 
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So grand be my hacking prowess, I, Prometheus, have takeneth control of this other identity, one of whose existence I probably was noteth even aware!
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I even said 'noteth'! I'm incredible!
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And this! The worst alt ever made! Brought to you by me, Prometheus!
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That's right! I----....no. Wait. That one's not mine... 
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Of course not! You hacked it, crafty kookaburra! I'm sure whoever did make me must be gettin' mighty steamed, though. But you're just too much of a slip slappity hack happy fool to not do this! You don't know how to not hack!
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This might just be my interpretation, but I think you're taking Halo's usage of the term "hack" too literally. I think he just means it as "having access to something you shouldn't" or at least something he tried to keep you away from. I don't think he necessarily believes you Sandra Bullocked your way in there...
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This might just be my interpretation, but I think you're taking Halo's usage of the term "hack" too literally. I think he just means it as "having access to something you shouldn't" or at least something he tried to keep you away from. I don't think he necessarily believes you Sandra Bullocked your way in there...  I really don't know what Blowmetheus' hacking skills are but I'm thinking more than they realize.
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wow, PJP was right! Uschi's account is EASY to hack! I GUESSES HER PASSWORD!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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This might just be my interpretation, but I think you're taking Halo's usage of the term "hack" too literally. I think he just means it as "having access to something you shouldn't" or at least something he tried to keep you away from. I don't think he necessarily believes you Sandra Bullocked your way in there...  I really don't know what Blowmetheus' hacking skills are but I'm thinking more than they realize.  That's great. You try to cover your bases by taking the the broad (heh) definition that Syd gave, yet you follow it up by still saying that Pro is probably able to actually 'hack' your boards. 
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I really don't know what Blowmetheus' hacking skills are but I'm thinking more than they realize. But, wait...was it just me, or was it multiple hackers? Did I hack the Insurgency, or did I just gain access? And name-calling? Really? Has it reached that point with you?  I think it's redundant to say: I have broken you. Again. Again-gain. You sad, pathetic little monkey. I  you so much. Please never stop posting here... 
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