Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
[quote=Halo82][quote=Black Machismo]our resident virgin has done more sexually than anyone at rkmb's.

no boys.. internet porn and palmela handerson don't count...

at least halo's seen pussy.


And Sikk doesn't mean pussy's like Joe and Sammitch. He means Vagina. You know, that thing between a woman's legs. No, you all don't know what I'm talking about, do you?




Defensive and overcompensating. Poor Tommy...



Well, I had to clear things up. It would be horrible if you guys thought Sikk meant I'd seen you guys. I couldn't bare that.


Not when you prefer baring it for Sikkbones. And Iggy. And whomod. And your daddy. And your uncle...And...


Looks like you are getting excited Joe.


Looks like you're getting hopeful. But don't you fret, Tommy. I'm sure Sikkbones will toss you a stiffy after he fails with that "girl."


Really? Is my gender in question?

Did not know that. Interesting.


To be fair, no one's going to assume you're female. I mean, you've got Sikkbones and Halotard fawning over you. Sikkbones admitted to masturbating with Halo's face, and Halo's pretty much rampant in his passive aggressive admissions of his own homosexuality. But if you say you're female, that's fine. All it really means is that Snarf will proposition you and the Sikkbones/Halotard coupling will happen without you.

So you really do think I'm a dude? It's not just "you're gay" "no, you're gay" -esque insult throwing? Ok. I wasn't clear on that.

Well I've spoken on the phone with Cap Ap and Zzap and sent them pictures via the phone (lovely CLOTHED pictures in case that was in question as well), so you can ask them if you care to. And if you don't care, well then being a man is something I've never tried before and it could be a whole new adventure. I wonder if I make it work.

I'll try harder to butch it up.


Don't take it personally Syd, they need to believe me and Sikk are gay because they think gay people are evil.


While I don't believe you two to be gay overall - you're definitely gay for each other.

It's kind of sweet actually. [/quote]

Heh. Nicely played.


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi